《Goodness Gracious Me》歌词

[00:00:00] Goodness Gracious Me - Peter Sellers

[00:00:05] Oh doctor, I'm in trouble

[00:00:08] Well, goodness gracious me!

[00:00:11] For every time a certain man

[00:00:14] Is standing next to me

[00:00:15] Mmm?

[00:00:16] A flush comes to my face

[00:00:18] And my pulse begins to race

[00:00:21] It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:00:23] Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

[00:00:25] Oh!

[00:00:26] Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:00:29] Well, goodness gracious me!

[00:00:32] How often does this happen?

[00:00:35] When did the trouble start?

[00:00:37] You see, my stethoscope is bobbing

[00:00:39] To the throbbing of your heart

[00:00:42] What kind of man is he

[00:00:44] To create this allergy?

[00:00:45] It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:00:49] Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

[00:00:52] Oh!

[00:00:52] Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:00:54] Well, goodness gracious me!

[00:01:00] From New Delhi to Darjeeling

[00:01:02] I have done my share of healing

[00:01:05] And I've never yet been beaten or outboxed

[00:01:10] I remember that with one jab

[00:01:12] Of my needle in the Punjab

[00:01:15] How I cleared up beriberi

[00:01:16] And the dreaded dysentery

[00:01:20] But your complaint has got me really foxed!

[00:01:23] Oh!

[00:01:24] Oh doctor, touch my fingers!

[00:01:27] Well, goodness gracious me!

[00:01:30] You may be very clever

[00:01:32] But however

[00:01:33] Can't you see

[00:01:35] My heart beats much too much

[00:01:37] At a certain tender touch

[00:01:39] It goes boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:01:42] Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

[00:01:44] I like it!

[00:01:45] Boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:01:47] Well, goodness gracious me!

[00:01:51] Can I see your tongue?

[00:01:52] Aaah

[00:01:52] Nothing the matter with it, put it away please

[00:01:54] Maybe it's my back

[00:01:55] Maybe it is

[00:01:56] Shall I lie down?

[00:01:57] Yes!

[00:01:57] Ahhh . . .

[00:01:59] My initial diagnosis

[00:02:01] Rules out measles and thrombosis

[00:02:02] Sleeping sickness and, as far as I can tell

[00:02:09] Influenza, inflammation

[00:02:11] Whooping cough and night starvation

[00:02:14] And you'll be so glad to hear

[00:02:16] That both your eyeballs are so clear

[00:02:18] That I can positively swear

[00:02:21] That you are well

[00:02:23] Ja-ja, ja-ja-ja-ja!

[00:02:23] Put two and two together

[00:02:26] Four

[00:02:26] If you have eyes to see

[00:02:28] The face that makes my pulses race

[00:02:31] Is right in front of me

[00:02:33] Oh, there is nothing I can do

[00:02:36] For my heart is jumping too

[00:02:38] Oh, we go boom boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom

[00:02:40] Boody-boom boody-boom boody-boom-boom-boom

[00:02:43] Goodness gracious!

[00:02:47] How audacious!

[00:02:49] Goodness gracious!

[00:02:50] How flirtatious!

[00:02:51] Goodness gracious!

[00:02:52] It is me!

[00:02:53] It is you?

[00:02:54] Ah, I'm sorry, it is us!

[00:02:55] Ahhh!