《If A Girl Isn’t Pretty》歌词

[00:00:05] If A Girl Isn't Pretty - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

[00:00:22] If a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City

[00:00:27] All she gets from life is pity and a pat

[00:00:32] Kindly name a star hasn't won a contest or a pageant

[00:00:37] If she hasn't she just never gets to bat

[00:00:41] She must a-shine in every detail

[00:00:44] Like a ring you're buying retail

[00:00:46] Be a standard size that fits a standard dress

[00:00:51] When a girl's incidentals are no bigger than two lentils

[00:00:58] Then to me it doesn't spell success

[00:01:16] From three faces that could cause you

[00:01:19] To have temporary nausea

[00:01:22] Do I have to hear a lecture such as that

[00:01:26] Is a nose with deviation such a crime against the nation

[00:01:31] Should I throw her into jail or drown the cat

[00:01:38] So she looks a bit off-balance she possesses golden talents

[00:01:46] Or is that a pill too bitter to digest

[00:01:50] Oh she's got very nice deportment mmm

[00:01:54] But when they see that assortment

[00:01:58] From the gallery they'll be throwin' fruit