《打工说唱》歌词

[00:00:00] 打工说唱 - 太子

[00:00:00] 允许我在大门口外吆喝两句

[00:00:02] 我说名位大叔大妈

[00:00:04] 听我夸一夸

[00:00:05] 我这都是好东西

[00:00:06] 这一点八瞎

[00:00:08] 东北推销药

[00:00:09] 吃了不睡觉

[00:00:10] 起马吃一片

[00:00:11] 保证不点炮

[00:00:13] 我左等又右等啊

[00:00:14] 右等又左等

[00:00:15] 终于走来一个人

[00:00:16] 还是个小朋友

[00:00:18] 现在的小破孩

[00:00:19] 智商了不得

[00:00:20] 问我吃了这药

[00:00:21] 会不会影响他发育

[00:00:23] 我说这位兄台

[00:00:24] 你还真嘎呼

[00:00:25] 东方不亮西方亮

[00:00:26] 你给我噶哪去

[00:00:28] 我左等又右等啊

[00:00:29] 右等又左等

[00:00:30] 天无绝人之路

[00:00:31] 又来个老大娘

[00:00:33] 哎 你还真别说

[00:00:34] 这大娘就是好

[00:00:35] 听我白话了半个钟头

[00:00:37] 还真是有耐心

[00:00:38] 最后我说大娘啊

[00:00:39] 你快点掏钱吧

[00:00:40] 可是门卫大哥跟我说

[00:00:41] 耳聋半年啦

[00:00:43] 我说了一声

[00:00:43] 晕倒

[00:00:44] 拿起我的包

[00:00:45] 活辣辣的就像

[00:00:46] 一只丢了耗子的猫

[00:00:48] 今天收获真不少