《Sneeze If You Need To》歌词

[00:00:00] And now it's time for silly songs with larry the part of the show where larry comes out and sings a silly song

[00:00:06] Bob the tomato

[00:00:08] Unable to sneeze

[00:00:09] Visits the sneeze doctor

[00:00:12] Bob：please

[00:00:13] Can someone help me

[00:00:16] I need to sneeze

[00:00:18] Mr lunt：wait for the sneeze doctor

[00:00:21] Just take a seat

[00:00:23] He'll be right with you

[00:00:28] Cat meows

[00:00:29] Larry：sneeze if you have to

[00:00:32] Sneeze if you need to

[00:00:34] Don't hold it in

[00:00:36] Just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue

[00:00:42] I will assist you

[00:00:45] Sneeze all your troubles away at up to 150miles per hour

[00:00:53] Interesting fact the average sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour

[00:00:58] In 2003

[00:00:59] Dirk evert of grundholt

[00:01:01] Germany

[00:01:02] Clocked in at a one fifty

[00:01:04] Way to go

[00:01:05] Dirk

[00:01:06] Dirk：danke

[00:01:08] Larry：i think I have a remedy

[00:01:10] Perhaps in my culvery

[00:01:13] I brought from a merchant in spain

[00:01:18] For ultimate sneeze satisfaction

[00:01:22] Try allergic reaction

[00:01:24] Take a deep breath if it helps

[00:01:28] You can squint at the sun

[00:01:31] Oh

[00:01:31] Here's some pepper

[00:01:33] Let's see

[00:01:35] I know

[00:01:36] We can try this feather

[00:01:39] Don't be afraid

[00:01:41] Let it free

[00:01:43] Oh

[00:01:44] Let it go go go go go go go go

[00:01:50] Interesting fact the photic sneeze reflex

[00:01:53] Or sneezing when exposed to bright light

[00:01:55] Is a genetic trait found in 25of the population

[00:02:00] Including dirk

[00:02:02] Dirk：wachoo

[00:02:04] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha spain

[00:02:18] Aachoo ah

[00:02:21] Mr lunt：gesundheit

[00:02:22] Which interestingly means good health in german

[00:02:26] Dirk：ja

[00:02:27] All：sneeze if you have to

[00:02:30] Sneeze if you need to

[00:02:32] That hurts

[00:02:33] Before it tries to

[00:02:35] Accidentally sneeze on your neighbor

[00:02:39] Sneeze on a paper

[00:02:42] Would you stop

[00:02:43] On our accordion

[00:02:49] This has been silly songs with larry tune in next time to hear dirk say

[00:02:55] Dirk：english nine sneezer