《Side Projects are Never Successful》歌词

[00:00:00] Side Projects are Never Successful - Bomb the Music Industry!

[00:00:08] It was a hot June day and my a** was sticking

[00:00:10] To the seat of my girlfriend's car

[00:00:11] Staten island traffic in the summer baby

[00:00:14] Staten island traffic in the summer baby

[00:00:16] Staten island traffic in the summer baby

[00:00:18] Staten island traffic in the summer baby

[00:00:20] Staten island traffic in the summer baby

[00:00:22] Staten island traffic in the summer baby

[00:00:23] And when you stuff yourself into a suit and tie

[00:00:25] Do you think the judge can see through the sweat

[00:00:27] As he gives you your fine for a post panic attack speeding ticket

[00:00:30] On a 90 degree day in New York

[00:00:31] And yeah you're gonna drive home for three hours

[00:00:33] To work in a basement for tribute bands making posters

[00:00:36] To pay about a fifth of that price

[00:00:38] It's just Staten island traffic in the summer oh

[00:00:41] That orange ball

[00:00:44] That burning orb of fire in the sky is gonna explode

[00:00:46] And we're all gonna die

[00:00:48] Except for the foolish few who will think ahead

[00:00:51] And drive their suv's to their bomb shelters

[00:00:57] Complaining about no air conditioning

[00:01:00] Because baby we ain't got no more electricity

[00:01:04] They wanna rise when it's done be a leader with a gun

[00:01:07] Be a leader of what like a hundred and one

[00:01:08] Well f**k it I'm gonna hang out on the rooftop when it comes

[00:01:11] Cause when it's dark it'll be night time baby

[00:01:15] And I'll get my a** on up out of this mess

[00:01:20] The only stores that are open baby

[00:01:24] They gonna sell beer and they're gonna sell ice cream

[00:01:27] And we'll drink drink drink and get drunk drunk drunk

[00:01:31] And we'll talk talk talk about how much fun we had yeah when

[00:01:37] We were f**kin' the world

[00:01:44] Through the glares on our windshields we can't see each others eyes

[00:01:47] Just mcdonalds cups and wrappers that they're throwing at full speed

[00:01:51] And yes I long for a shadow and yes I always appreciate the irony

[00:01:55] That the only cool comfort that allows us to see is a goddamn billboard

[00:01:59] Sing it with me

[00:02:00] A bill board is the only thing preventing us from blindly crashing

[00:02:08] And we'll never see a city not marred by advertisements

[00:02:11] And we'll never have a future not working for those companies

[00:02:13] And it's sure as sh*t not getting better so we might as well accept it now oh

[00:02:17] And that really doesn't cheapen anything because baby

[00:02:20] We're all born to be businessmen

[00:02:24] Every fugazi record has a catalog number and a price tag

[00:02:28] And every independent label is selling you another goddamn product

[00:02:32] But no we're not slaves to the music

[00:02:34] Oh no we're not slaves to the company baby

[00:02:38] We do what we're born and raised to do and when you create something

[00:02:43] You're producing something and that act

[00:02:44] Of producing is the creation of a product

[00:02:47] Cause when it's night it'll be night time baby

[00:02:52] And I'll get my a** on up out of this mess

[00:02:56] The the only stores that are open baby

[00:02:59] They gonna sell beer and they're gonna sell ice cream

[00:03:03] And we'll drink drink drink and get drunk drunk drunk

[00:03:08] And we'll talk talk talk about how much fun we had yeah when

[00:03:12] We were f**kin' the world

[00:03:14] Oh we were f**king the world

[00:03:18] Yeah we were f**king the the world world

[00:03:24] When the sun drops you ain't gonna be hungover the next day

[00:03:26] When the comet hits you ain't gonna have no bills to pay

[00:03:28] When the bomb hits it's gonna be a four day weekend hey hey

[00:03:30] When it's all done I'm gonna feel great finally

[00:03:40] And when I finally got to work today

[00:03:42] I ate my subway sandwich

[00:03:43] And I drank my coca cola classic

[00:03:45] And then I ate my sunchips

[00:03:47] And I thought about the weekend

[00:03:49] When I'd fill up my ford van

[00:03:51] With Mobil brand gas

[00:03:53] And drive to the clear channel venue

[00:03:55] And I'd drink myself a Budweiser

[00:03:57] And play my fender guitar

[00:03:59] Through my fender amplifier

[00:04:01] And tell the kids with a straight face

[00:04:04] Through a shure microphone

[00:04:05] And jbl speakers that corporate rock is for suckers

[00:04:11] Uh yeah