《Deranged Barber(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Deranged Barber - Majik Most/Celph Titled/Guttamouf/Lord Digga

[00:00:04] Hey yeah I just need a haircut

[00:00:05] Like maybe looked like a little bit off the top like a trim

[00:00:08] Yeah I can give you a haircut

[00:00:09] I'm a f**king barber

[00:00:10] Naw naw just like a trim

[00:00:12] Yeah just a little bit off the top

[00:00:13] Yeah I know what the f**k

[00:00:14] I'm doin' just sit down in the chair

[00:00:16] Well okay but you know

[00:00:17] I just want like a little bit off the sides like a trim

[00:00:20] Yeah I'll cut you real nice

[00:00:21] Yeah okay ooowww my head

[00:00:22] You want a Malik Most logo carved in your fro

[00:00:25] Aww my hand slipped now you look just like Bobbito

[00:00:28] It's not me bro these scissors are messed up

[00:00:30] Rusted shut let me oil up the clippers

[00:00:33] I'll clip your neck quicker when I drink a little liquor

[00:00:35] I might lop your ear off aaawww stop actin' soft

[00:00:38] Sit still

[00:00:39] Don't you dare move or cough

[00:00:40] Or you'll look like Robocop

[00:00:42] When he took his helmet off

[00:00:43] The nerve of this guy

[00:00:44] To say Move faster

[00:00:46] He left with a skin fade disaster

[00:00:48] Uhhh

[00:00:48] You want a Meximullet

[00:00:50] Yeah what's that

[00:00:51] Like that Mexican cat with long hair on the back

[00:00:53] Or that other guy Zach from saved by the bell

[00:00:56] You'll screech when I reach for my razor from Hell

[00:00:58] It's bloody and old and got mold on the side

[00:01:01] You wanted a part

[00:01:02] Well now you got five

[00:01:03] You better tuck in those years before

[00:01:05] I swing these sheers

[00:01:06] I've been doin' this for years

[00:01:07] Just sit down in that chair

[00:01:08] A little off the top

[00:01:10] Now a chop off that block

[00:01:11] Give you a crew cut now you strut like a gay cop

[00:01:13] You want a Little Richard helmet

[00:01:15] Huuum let's do this

[00:01:16] Leave you lookin' like a Buddhist with a balding cap

[00:01:19] F**k Rogaine kid your hair is never coming back

[00:01:21] Believe me black

[00:01:22] Yo you'll be embarrassed

[00:01:24] I'll leave you semi-hairless lookin' like Ed Harris

[00:01:27] I'm careless with this

[00:01:28] Deranged gone mad

[00:01:29] I'll grab the scissors and stab all in your shag

[00:01:31] I hate when cats wanna talk and convers ate

[00:01:34] I'll give you a Mohawk and say it looks great

[00:01:36] I'll use a Flow bee on a white kid named Toby

[00:01:38] Still he looks like Moby

[00:01:43] Just I just wanted a haircut

[00:01:44] F**k up your identity like Das EFX chemotherapy

[00:01:47] Slice your scalp give your wig to charity

[00:01:49] It's scary cause you're lucky

[00:01:51] When I cut you when I'm sober

[00:01:52] Leavin' cats with comb overs from here to Oklahoma

[00:01:55] You better tuck in those years before

[00:01:56] I swing these sheers

[00:01:57] I've been doin' this for years

[00:01:58] Just sit down in that chair

[00:01:59] A little off the top

[00:02:01] Now a chop off that block

[00:02:02] Give you a crew cut now you strut like a gay cop

[00:02:05] As a barber I don't just cut hair I listen

[00:02:08] I get to know my clients

[00:02:10] The most important part in being a barber

[00:02:12] Is my ability to remember details

[00:02:14] About each customer

[00:02:16] Oh hey watch that birth mark

[00:02:18] OW Jesus Christ

[00:02:19] I told you to hold still

[00:02:21] Jesus Christ are you a barber or a butcher

[00:02:24] I'm bleeding like a stuffed pig here

[00:02:25] Like a f**ked up barber

[00:02:26] I'll push your wig farther Mobb Deep

[00:02:28] When the clippers touched my hair

[00:02:29] They blew the f**k up Jeru the Damaja

[00:02:30] Catchin' more wreck on your dome

[00:02:31] Than a deranged f**kin' barber GangStarr

[00:02:33] Straight up gettin' your hair cut gave me

[00:02:36] Yeah Majik Most a deranged f**kin' barber

[00:02:40] Yeah yo yo yo yo

[00:02:44] I'll leave you with an Omar Epps Gumby head

[00:02:46] Now kid Pat Sajak

[00:02:47] Ha ha naw no I'll make you look like

[00:02:50] Lyle Lovett and you'll love it

[00:02:51] Pat Riley oil spills

[00:02:53] Naw naw naw naw yo

[00:02:54] I'll leave you with Buzz Aldrin buzz cut

[00:02:56] F**k you up like Dauber from Coach kid Mop head

[00:02:59] Yo leave you with a Motley Crew mop

[00:03:01] A Motley Crew mop

[00:03:03] What about them kids with side spikes

[00:03:05] Remember that sh*t

[00:03:06] Yo

[00:03:06] F**kin' tails remember kids with tails

[00:03:08] Oh sh*t Theo from Cosby show had a tail

[00:03:13] Yo yo yo that's how we do yon

[00:03:16] Phat tracks Celph Titled and Majik Most

[00:03:18] What

[00:03:19] Deranged f**kin' barbers

[00:03:21] Blat blat blat blat blat blat

[00:03:24] Oh no they're gonna try and cut my hair