《Merry Christmas From The Family》歌词

[00:00:00] Merry Christmas From The Family - Rosie O'Donnell

[00:01:50] Mom got drunk and dad got drunk at our christmas party

[00:01:59] We was drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog

[00:02:07] Little sister brought her new boyfriend

[00:02:12] He was a mexican

[00:02:16] We didn't know what to think of him until he sang

[00:02:21] Feliz navidad feliz navidad

[00:02:33] Brother ken brought his kids with him

[00:02:37] The three from his first wife lynn

[00:02:41] And the two identical twins from his second wife mary nell

[00:02:51] Of course he brought his new wife kay

[00:02:55] Who talks all about aa

[00:02:58] Chainsmoking while the stereo plays noel noel

[00:03:05] The first noel

[00:03:11] Carve the turkey

[00:03:12] Turn the ball game on

[00:03:15] It's margaritas when the eggnog's gone

[00:03:20] Send somebody to the quickpak store

[00:03:24] We need some ice and an extension cord

[00:03:28] A bag of lemons and some diet rites

[00:03:32] A box of tampons some marlboro lights

[00:03:36] Hallelujah everybody say cheese

[00:03:40] Merry christmas from the family

[00:04:01] Fred and rita drove from harlingen

[00:04:05] I can't remember how i'm kin to them

[00:04:10] But when they tried to plug their motor home in

[00:04:13] They blew our christmas lights

[00:04:18] Cousin david knew just what went wrong

[00:04:22] So we all waited out on our front lawn

[00:04:26] He threw a breaker and the lights came on

[00:04:30] And we sang silent night silent night oh holy night

[00:04:44] Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

[00:04:48] Make bloody mary's

[00:04:49] Cause we all want one

[00:04:52] Send somebody to the stop go

[00:04:55] We need some celery and a can of fake snow

[00:05:00] A bag of lemons and some diet sprite

[00:05:04] A box of midol some salem lights

[00:05:08] Halleluja everybody say cheese

[00:05:12] Merry christmas from the family

[00:05:25] Feliz navidad