《Snooker Loopy》歌词

[00:00:00] Snooker Loopy - Chas & Dave

[00:00:09] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:00:11] Me and him and them and me

[00:00:14] We'll show you what we can do

[00:00:16] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:00:18] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:00:21] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:00:23] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:00:26] We're all snooker loopy

[00:00:33] Now ol' Milo as we all know's

[00:00:35] Got loadsa dappa suits

[00:00:38] London bred and he keeps his head

[00:00:40] Though he's got Italian roots

[00:00:43] Emotional but he keeps his cool

[00:00:45] 'Til he reaches the finals

[00:00:47] And whether he wins or whether he don't

[00:00:49] I always bite me eyeballs

[00:00:52] Now our friend Den hours he spent

[00:00:55] Down the snooker hall

[00:00:57] On the old green baize his mates seem amazed

[00:00:59] At skills with a snooker ball

[00:01:02] And them long shots he never ever got

[00:01:04] Why The old mind boggles

[00:01:07] But nowadays he pots the lot

[00:01:09] 'Cause I wear these goggles

[00:01:12] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:01:14] Me and him and them and me

[00:01:16] We'll show you what we can do

[00:01:19] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:01:21] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:01:23] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:01:26] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:01:28] We're all snooker loopy

[00:01:36] Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff

[00:01:38] In the valleys of the land of song

[00:01:40] And as the reds he puts to bed

[00:01:43] He likes to sing along

[00:01:45] And if I win he says with a grin

[00:01:48] It can only help me can't it

[00:01:50] I'll celebrate I'll buy another eight

[00:01:52] Hairbrushes for me barnet

[00:01:55] Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone

[00:01:57] And his mates all take the rise

[00:01:59] His opponent said cover up his head

[00:02:02] 'Cos it's shining in my eyes

[00:02:04] When the light shines down on his bare crown

[00:02:07] It's a cert he's gonna walk it

[00:02:09] It's just not fair giving off that glare

[00:02:11] Perhaps I ought to chalk it

[00:02:14] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:16] Me and him and them and me

[00:02:19] We'll show you what we can do

[00:02:21] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:02:24] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:02:26] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:02:28] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:31] We're all snooker loopy

[00:02:38] Now Steve last year come very near

[00:02:40] To winning the snooker crown

[00:02:42] But he never got to put it on his ginger nut

[00:02:45] 'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down

[00:02:47] His manager of all said Sod that ball

[00:02:50] But it helped him make his mind up

[00:02:52] Now he don't care who wins this year

[00:02:54] 'Cause he's got the rest of us signed up

[00:02:57] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:02:59] Me and him and them and me

[00:03:02] We'll show you what we can do

[00:03:04] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:03:06] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:03:08] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:03:11] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:13] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:16] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:18] Me and him and them and me

[00:03:21] We'll show you what we can do

[00:03:23] With a load of balls and a snooker cue

[00:03:25] Pot the reds then screw back

[00:03:27] For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

[00:03:30] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:32] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:35] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:37] We're all snooker loopy

[00:03:40] Snooker loopy nuts are we

[00:03:45] We're all snooker loopy