《The Hole(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:01] The Hole - Jake Thackray

[00:00:10] After work on Friday I was waiting for a bus

[00:00:14] Me mouth was dropping open

[00:00:16] And my gaze was vacuous

[00:00:18] And in the British worker's classic pose

[00:00:20] I was leaning on a door

[00:00:22] When half way down the wormy woodwork

[00:00:25] Quite by chance I saw a little hole

[00:00:31] Well I know it sounds ridiculous

[00:00:33] I know it's awfully odd

[00:00:35] But I suddenly felt like giving that

[00:00:37] Little hole a furtive prod

[00:00:39] So I popped my finger in and

[00:00:41] Then I waggled it about

[00:00:43] But once I'd got the bleeder in

[00:00:45] I couldn't get the bleeder out of the hole

[00:00:49] The hole

[00:00:53] Just a little hole in a door in a door

[00:00:56] Opposite the bus stop of the number 74

[00:00:59] Suddenly my humdrum life was out of my control

[00:01:02] When I set my wretched eyes upon the hole

[00:01:09] Into the night I heaved and strained

[00:01:11] But still without success

[00:01:13] Then a constable came and asked

[00:01:14] Me for me name and me address

[00:01:16] He said "I can pull you in for loitering

[00:01:18] And maliciously lingering -

[00:01:21] "And furthermore you're not supposed

[00:01:23] To have your finger in that there 'ole "

[00:01:27] The hole

[00:01:30] Just a little hole in a door in a door

[00:01:33] How was I to know that I was breaking

[00:01:35] The law

[00:01:36] They sent a big Alsatian and a vice squad patrol

[00:01:39] When they heard about my finger and the hole

[00:01:46] A crowd sprang up the streets were full

[00:01:48] The public formed a queue

[00:01:50] The national press and the BBC

[00:01:52] Got ready to interview

[00:01:54] They said "Just smile please

[00:01:55] For the cameras and do stop fidgeting

[00:01:58] "Now tell the world just what it feels

[00:02:00] Like with your digit inside a hole "

[00:02:04] The hole

[00:02:07] Just a little hole in a door in a door

[00:02:10] Small dark recess; nothing less nothing more

[00:02:13] It may seem quite absurd but

[00:02:14] It is anything but droll

[00:02:16] Posing for your picture with your

[00:02:18] Finger up a hole

[00:02:23] And then they sent a special doctor

[00:02:24] With a special rubber glove

[00:02:26] And a very special finger and a very special shove

[00:02:30] And he stroked around and groped around

[00:02:33] And wrote down in his book

[00:02:34] "The patient is doing nicely but he's got

[00:02:37] His finger stuck up a hole "

[00:02:41] The hole

[00:02:44] Just a little hole in a door in a door

[00:02:46] Up came the Fire Brigade with choppers galore

[00:02:49] The door flew off its hinges;

[00:02:51] It was quite a rigmarole

[00:02:53] They took us off to prison: me the door

[00:02:55] And the hole

[00:02:59] And then when I appeared in court

[00:03:01] I cried "M'Lud it isn't fair

[00:03:03] "Man will always poke up holes m'Lud

[00:03:06] Because they're there

[00:03:07] "I'm innocent I've drunk too deeply

[00:03:09] From life's bitter cup;

[00:03:11] "And if you don't believe me get yer

[00:03:13] Worshipful finger up any old hole "

[00:03:17] The hole

[00:03:20] Just a little hole in a door in a door

[00:03:23] Seems I've got to live with it for now and evermore

[00:03:26] So vicar come and give a

[00:03:28] Wash-and-brush-up to me soul

[00:03:29] 'Cos I'm off to meet me Maker

[00:03:31] With me finger up an everlasting hole