《Honey， Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?》歌词

[00:00:00] Honey Don't You Want A Man Like me -Frank Zappa

[00:00:05] Honey honey hey

[00:00:06] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:00:09] Honey honey hey

[00:00:11] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:00:14] He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)

[00:00:17] His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE "

[00:00:20] He had an Irish Setter

[00:00:23] It was a singles bar a Tuesday night

[00:00:25] The moon was dim the band was tight

[00:00:33] They did the bump together

[00:00:37] What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white

[00:00:46] The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)

[00:00:50] He was glad that he met her

[00:00:55] She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")

[00:01:00] Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY

[00:01:04] (They discussed the weather)

[00:01:11] Honey honey hey

[00:01:13] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:01:17] Honey honey hey

[00:01:18] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:01:22] Honey honey hey

[00:01:24] Baby don't you want a

[00:01:26] Baby don't you want a

[00:01:28] Baby don't you want a man

[00:01:31] She was the lonely sort just a little too short

[00:01:34] Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport

[00:01:36] Was (in hockey the winter)

[00:01:41] He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest

[00:01:44] Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best

[00:01:47] As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ")

[00:01:51] Later on they went off to where the music was soft

[00:01:56] The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY

[00:02:00] Who delivered their dinner

[00:02:07] The rice was brown and soon they found

[00:02:11] That the crowd around that had jammed the room

[00:02:15] Well it seemed to be getting thinner

[00:02:23] Honey honey hey

[00:02:24] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:02:28] Honey honey hey

[00:02:29] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:02:33] Honey honey hey

[00:02:35] Baby don't you want a

[00:02:37] Baby don't you want a

[00:02:39] Baby don't you want a man

[00:02:42] He took her home to a motor court

[00:02:46] She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it

[00:02:51] But it made him angry

[00:02:53] Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that

[00:03:00] Lousy BITCH )

[00:03:02] He called her a slut a pig and a whore

[00:03:06] A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door

[00:03:10] In a petulant frenzy

[00:03:12] (A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy

[00:03:16] I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy)

[00:03:21] On the sofa she weeps

[00:03:23] BOO HOO HOO HOO

[00:03:25] She weeps and she weeps

[00:03:28] BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO

[00:03:30] She weeps and she peeks

[00:03:32] Through the curtain

[00:03:37] He just got in his car

[00:03:39] But the battery's dead

[00:03:41] So he asks to use the phone

[00:03:43] And she gives him some head

[00:03:45] And that's the end of the story

[00:03:51] Honey honey hey

[00:03:53] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:03:57] Honey honey hey

[00:03:58] Baby don't you want a man like me

[00:04:02] Honey honey hey

[00:04:04] Baby don't you want a

[00:04:06] Baby don't you want a

[00:04:07] Baby don't you want a man