《Someone’s Pinched My Winkles》歌词

[00:00:00] Someone's Pinched My Winkles - Rolf Harris

[00:00:14] The cockney tribes in britain were meeting for the games

[00:00:18] Held annually once a year along the river thames

[00:00:22] The scene was quiet and peaceful the snow lay on

[00:00:25] The ground

[00:00:26] The cockneys by their cooking pots were huddled all around

[00:00:30] The chief was in his tepee his face all lined

[00:00:33] With wrinkles

[00:00:34] When up the river came the cry

[00:00:37] Someone's pinched me winkles

[00:00:39] Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have

[00:00:42] Been pinched

[00:00:43] Now some people say it's a load of old nonsense

[00:00:45] But a winkle's got a lot of vitamin contents

[00:00:47] Never win that race tomorrow I'll be a big disgrace tomorrow

[00:00:51] I'll search the blinking place tomorrow

[00:00:53] But tomorrow is too late

[00:00:55] Some rotter's pinched me winkles off me plate

[00:00:58] I turned round and wheeeet they were gone

[00:01:04] The tears of sheer frustration started trickling down his face well

[00:01:08] He'd set his heart on winning in the gruelling barrow race

[00:01:12] Without his final winkle feed his training scheme was shot

[00:01:16] He staggered round the camp ground shouting

[00:01:18] Someone's pinched the lot

[00:01:20] Me winkles have been pinched oobie dooby me winkles have

[00:01:23] Been pinched

[00:01:24] Beef or carrots or a dash of cucumber

[00:01:27] As far as I'm concerned that's a load of old lumber

[00:01:28] I'll never win the race tomorrow he's got me in

[00:01:32] Disgrace tomorrow

[00:01:33] He'd better not show his face tomorrow he'll end up

[00:01:36] In a fight

[00:01:37] But me I need them winkles here tonight

[00:01:39] Now I want 'em now not tomorrow or the next day

[00:01:45] They called the wise old medicine man who shuffled up

[00:01:48] And said

[00:01:49] I'm levying a winkle tax one winkle each per head

[00:01:53] They made a grand collection from every tucker pot

[00:01:58] Then stood around the shells and all they made me

[00:02:01] Eat the lot

[00:02:02] I've got me winkles back oobie dooby I've got me

[00:02:05] Winkles back

[00:02:06] Now I know I've been grumping and grousing

[00:02:08] But I never thought I'd get two or three thousand

[00:02:10] I'll never win that race tomorrow I can't go in

[00:02:13] That race tomorrow

[00:02:14] I couldn't stand the pace tomorrow

[00:02:16] I'm much to blinking fat

[00:02:18] I'll never face a winkle after that

[00:02:21] Phew I think I'll go and try out something new

[00:02:25] You know just to see how it feels

[00:02:27] I think I'll have a dash at some jellied eels

[00:02:30] Excuse me a minute while I just get this newspaper

[00:02:32] Off this bit of jellied eel here

[00:02:37] That's lovely

[00:02:39] Here you with the winkle barrow hello

[00:02:42] As far as I'm concerned you can stick your perishing

[00:02:46] Winkles right back in the sea

[00:02:49] It's jellied eels for me