《水浒0018》歌词

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[00:00:01] 鲁智深和史进

[00:00:04] 火烧瓦罐寺

[00:00:07] 事儿也办完了

[00:00:09] 哥俩找个地方席地而坐

[00:00:13] 在这儿谈心

[00:00:16] 过去的事情

[00:00:17] 就算过去了

[00:00:19] 将来怎么办呢

[00:00:23] 史进问鲁智深

[00:00:25] 哥哥

[00:00:27] 您打算

[00:00:29] 怎么安排

[00:00:31] 嗨

[00:00:34] 小兄已经是出家人了

[00:00:37] 我还能改行吗

[00:00:41] 再者一说

[00:00:42] 我老师真长老给我写了信

[00:00:47] 让我投奔东京大相国寺

[00:00:51] 我只好走这条路了

[00:00:55] 兄弟

[00:00:56] 我又不能带着你

[00:00:58] 你应该怎么办呢

[00:01:02] 大哥

[00:01:04] 原来呀

[00:01:06] 少华山的几位弟兄

[00:01:08] 想把我留下

[00:01:10] 占山为王

[00:01:12] 老实说

[00:01:14] 那阵儿我看不起这些绿林人

[00:01:19] 我认为我是清白之身

[00:01:21] 不能实身为贼

[00:01:24] 现在看来

[00:01:27] 我想错了

[00:01:29] 我只有走这条路了

[00:01:33] 跟哥哥分手之后

[00:01:35] 我打算回少华山

[00:01:37] 落草为寇

[00:01:40] 贤弟呀

[00:01:42] 这年月

[00:01:43] 官****

[00:01:45] 不得不反

[00:01:47] 也没人笑话你

[00:01:50] 是

[00:01:51] 到任何时候不能做伤天害理的事情

[00:01:56] 也就是大哥说的对

[00:02:00] 鲁智深把包袱打开了

[00:02:04] 他呀

[00:02:04] 过得挺富裕

[00:02:06] 在五台山文殊院

[00:02:08] 他用不着花钱

[00:02:10] 那个赵员外经常派人给他送银子

[00:02:16] 因此颇有积蓄

[00:02:19] 离开桃花寨

[00:02:21] 还发笔外财

[00:02:24] 所以这包里头金银不少

[00:02:27] 鲁智深拿出一半给史进

[00:02:31] 兄弟

[00:02:32] 你拿着吧

[00:02:33] 做路费使用

[00:02:35] 哥哥

[00:02:36] 我怎么能拿您的钱诶

[00:02:39] 你有了我不是一样花吗

[00:02:42] 你要不拿着我可生气了

[00:02:45] 好吧

[00:02:47] 我就算暂时借用

[00:02:50] 将来我要混好了

[00:02:52] 一定加倍奉还

[00:02:56] 说完了

[00:02:56] 把银子带起来了

[00:02:59] 哥俩歇够了

[00:03:00] 都拎着包往前走

[00:03:03] 又走出十几里地来

[00:03:06] 到了

[00:03:07] 双阳岔道

[00:03:09] 跟本地人一打听

[00:03:12] 俩人心里头都有数了

[00:03:15] 鲁智深说

[00:03:17] 贤弟啊

[00:03:18] 分手吧

[00:03:20] 你走这边这条道儿

[00:03:21] 哥哥我简直走了

[00:03:24] 将来但盼你我弟兄早日团聚

[00:03:30] 大哥

[00:03:32] 真没处够啊

[00:03:35] 来得匆忙

[00:03:37] 分别的慌张啊

[00:03:40] 但盼你我弟兄及早见面

[00:03:44] 哥哥

[00:03:45] 一路保重啊

[00:03:47] 将来有奔陕西去的人

[00:03:51] 给兄弟我捎个信儿

[00:03:53] 以免我挂念

[00:03:55] 诶诶

[00:03:56] 我知道了

[00:03:57] 我知道了

[00:03:58] 兄弟保重啊

[00:04:00] 兄弟

[00:04:01] 再见

[00:04:03] 哥俩是洒泪分别

[00:04:06] 不表九纹龙史

[00:04:08] 进去投奔少华山

[00:04:10] 单说鲁智深

[00:04:12] 扛着大铲赶奔东京

[00:04:17] 那走了可不是一天呢

[00:04:19] 小行

[00:04:21] 夜住

[00:04:22] 饥餐渴饮

[00:04:24] 终于这一天来到东京

[00:04:30] 这东京就是汴梁

[00:04:33] 汴梁

[00:04:33] 就是现在的开封

[00:04:36] 那在宋朝的时候

[00:04:38] 那是京都啊

[00:04:40] 户口百万

[00:04:42] 天子脚下热闹的可不得了啊

[00:04:48] 鲁智深一进了城

[00:04:50] 脑袋像拨浪鼓似的

[00:04:53] 看不过来呀

[00:04:56] 这东京这个热闹劲儿

[00:04:59] 真是天上人间

[00:05:02] 笔直的大道

[00:05:03] 又宽又平

[00:05:06] 两旁边买卖铺户

[00:05:09] 金字牌匾

[00:05:10] 大街上车水马龙啊

[00:05:14] 在人群中啊

[00:05:16] 有时候

[00:05:18] 就遇上不少外国人

[00:05:21] 穿衣打扮

[00:05:23] 跟华人都不一样

[00:05:26] 原来早在大唐的时候

[00:05:30] 就对外通商

[00:05:32] 到了宋朝

[00:05:34] 已然照旧

[00:05:35] 甚至超过盛唐啊

[00:05:39] 西域的人经常出入京城

[00:05:44] 你看在这儿住的人不奇怪

[00:05:47] 外来人看见这种人

[00:05:50] 他觉着新鲜

[00:05:53] 鲁智深

[00:05:54] 站在街上看了一会儿热闹

[00:05:58] 诶心说我得办正事儿啊

[00:06:01] 将来我在这儿落了脚了

[00:06:04] 我看这个不有的是机会吗

[00:06:07] 对

[00:06:08] 找找相国寺

[00:06:10] 跟本地人一打听

[00:06:12] 有人指点方向

[00:06:15] 他这才来到东京大相国寺

[00:06:19] 好大的庙

[00:06:22] 一点不次于五台山文殊院

[00:06:27] 修的是金碧辉煌

[00:06:32] 来到角门这儿

[00:06:34] 他一打招呼

[00:06:36] 小和尚问明经历

[00:06:39] 告诉他

[00:06:40] 你等等啊

[00:06:41] 我去找我们知客去

[00:06:44] 时间不大

[00:06:45] 知客僧出来了

[00:06:46] 30 多岁

[00:06:49] 一看鲁智深这支客就愣了一下

[00:06:52] 心说

[00:06:54] 好凶恶的和尚

[00:06:57] 这家伙挎的是刀

[00:07:00] 扛的是铁铲

[00:07:02] 这

[00:07:02] 这位是干什么的

[00:07:04] 好像暴打前敌的军官差不多少

[00:07:08] 满脸横肉

[00:07:10] 不敢怠慢

[00:07:12] 赶紧过来施礼

[00:07:14] 阿弥陀佛

[00:07:15] 师兄哪里来

[00:07:19] 到了这儿了

[00:07:20] 鲁智深也得文明点儿

[00:07:22] 把大铲往旁边一戳

[00:07:24] 双掌合十

[00:07:27] 阿弥陀佛

[00:07:29] 善哉善哉

[00:07:31] 小僧还礼了

[00:07:35] 我乃五台山文殊院的和尚

[00:07:40] 奉我老师真长老所差

[00:07:43] 要见本寺老方丈说话

[00:07:48] 哦

[00:07:49] 原来是五台山来的

[00:07:52] 可有书信

[00:07:53] 哦

[00:07:54] 有真长老的亲笔书信

[00:07:57] 在此叫我面呈青长老

[00:08:02] 稍候片刻

[00:08:03] 来人呢

[00:08:04] 待茶

[00:08:06] 哟

[00:08:06] 这庙才讲究呢

[00:08:09] 就是招待一般客人的茶都是两对两的好茶叶打鼻儿那么香

[00:08:18] 鲁智深在这儿休息着

[00:08:20] 喝着茶水儿等着

[00:08:23] 人家到里边送信儿去了

[00:08:25] 过了好长一段时间

[00:08:28] 知客僧又回来了

[00:08:31] 师兄随我来

[00:08:33] 是是是

[00:08:35] 拿着大铁铲子

[00:08:37] 跟着奔里边走

[00:08:39] 直接到方丈市

[00:08:44] 可一到这院儿

[00:08:45] 一看四四方方的小院

[00:08:48] 栽着奇花异草

[00:08:50] 院里还站着几个和尚

[00:08:53] 垂首侍立

[00:08:55] 顺台阶儿上来

[00:08:57] 知客僧

[00:08:58] 一回头

[00:08:59] 师兄啊

[00:09:01] 您最好别带家伙

[00:09:04] 见着我们长老拿着这个好像不太礼貌

[00:09:08] 哦对对对我忘了

[00:09:10] 我忘了

[00:09:12] 他把大铁铲

[00:09:13] 借刀都放到院里

[00:09:16] 赶紧把包袱打开

[00:09:18] 换了一套新僧衣

[00:09:20] 披上袈裟

[00:09:21] 带上僧帽

[00:09:24] 这是规矩呀

[00:09:26] 然后又拿出一股香来燃着

[00:09:31] 从包袱里又拿出拜垫

[00:09:34] 往台阶上一放

[00:09:37] 这时候

[00:09:38] 清长老来了

[00:09:40] 亲自要接见他

[00:09:42] 那庙里的规矩

[00:09:44] 那也是有尺寸的

[00:09:47] 智清长老一露面

[00:09:49] 其他的和尚全都得朝拜

[00:09:52] 鲁智深也跪在拜殿之上

[00:09:57] 有人搬了把椅子

[00:10:00] 智清长老

[00:10:01] 往当中一坐

[00:10:03] 知客僧说明经过

[00:10:06] 哦

[00:10:10] 起来吧

[00:10:11] 多谢师傅

[00:10:15] 你可带着衣钵度牒

[00:10:18] 带着呢

[00:10:20] 鲁智深把证件往上一递

[00:10:23] 人家得看看

[00:10:24] 光凭你说行吗

[00:10:26] 一看度牒上写的清清楚楚至深

[00:10:30] 嗯

[00:10:31] 看完了又交给鲁智深

[00:10:35] 这才问我师兄的书信在哪里

[00:10:39] 呃

[00:10:39] 在这儿

[00:10:40] 在这儿

[00:10:41] 他从怀中取出书信

[00:10:43] 双手往上一递

[00:10:45] 知客接过来

[00:10:47] 转成方丈

[00:10:49] 老方丈一看就一皱眉

[00:10:54] 心里头非常不高兴

[00:10:58] 暗中埋怨师兄没有这么办事的

[00:11:03] 原来这个信里头

[00:11:05] 把鲁智深的身世

[00:11:08] 为什么出家都介绍的清清楚楚

[00:11:13] 以至又介绍了两次大闹五台山文殊院的经过

[00:11:19] 说我实在收留不了他了

[00:11:22] 看在赵施主的份上

[00:11:25] 把他打发到你那儿去了

[00:11:26] 你庙宇也罢

[00:11:28] 执事僧人也多

[00:11:30] 给他安排个活儿做

[00:11:33] 万望收留啊

[00:11:35] 拜托拜托呀

[00:11:38] 智清长老心说

[00:11:40] 师兄啊

[00:11:41] 这么一个人

[00:11:43] 你怎么打发到这儿来了

[00:11:45] 你那安排不了

[00:11:47] 我这就能安排的了吗

[00:11:50] 尤其我这是在天子碾鼓之下呀

[00:11:54] 我这座大相国寺

[00:11:57] 那是非常有名的

[00:11:59] 皇上都上这儿来进香了

[00:12:03] 文武百官经常到我这儿出入

[00:12:07] 你说我留下这么个爹

[00:12:10] 一旦捅了篓子

[00:12:11] 我怎么交代你这不坑人吗

[00:12:15] 这不是

[00:12:17] 但是人来了

[00:12:20] 师兄说的又非常恳切

[00:12:24] 不留鲁智深

[00:12:26] 就等于驳了师兄的面子

[00:12:29] 将来见着面怎么说呀

[00:12:34] 哎

[00:12:34] 又一想啊

[00:12:35] 商量商量再说吧

[00:12:38] 鲁智深弟子在

[00:12:42] 下面用斋

[00:12:45] 一会儿我再找你交代

[00:12:48] 多谢师傅

[00:12:51] 有人把他领下去了

[00:12:53] 鲁智深

[00:12:54] 把这套全脱了

[00:12:56] 又包到包袱里头

[00:12:58] 挎上借刀

[00:12:59] 提着铁铲

[00:13:01] 跟着知客奔前边吃饭去了

[00:13:05] 智清长老

[00:13:06] 利用这机会

[00:13:08] 召集手下大小头目和尚商量对策

[00:13:14] 什么首座呀

[00:13:16] 督寺啊

[00:13:17] 监寺侍者全来了

[00:13:21] 把这封信叫大伙儿都看看

[00:13:24] 商量商量

[00:13:25] 怎么安置

[00:13:28] 哎呀

[00:13:28] 这些人直拨了脑袋

[00:13:31] 副行长啊

[00:13:32] 我看这个人安排不得呀

[00:13:35] 你瞅他那模样

[00:13:37] 满脸的煞气呀

[00:13:40] 这样的人

[00:13:41] 怎么能出得了家呢

[00:13:44] 要把他留下

[00:13:45] 早晚非惹祸不可

[00:13:49] 长老

[00:13:50] 干脆叫他吃完了

[00:13:52] 就叫他走吧

[00:13:54] 你们跟我想的是一样

[00:13:57] 只是我师兄的面上抹不过去呀

[00:14:03] 看在我师兄的份上

[00:14:05] 怎么也得给他找个活儿做呀

[00:14:08] 哎呀

[00:14:09] 大伙可挠头了

[00:14:11] 其中有一个和尚

[00:14:13] 挺聪明

[00:14:15] 诶

[00:14:15] 方丈

[00:14:17] 我想起来了

[00:14:19] 一举两得的好办法

[00:14:21] 快说

[00:14:22] 什么办法

[00:14:24] 长老

[00:14:25] 你忘了

[00:14:26] 咱们酸枣门外有20 亩菜地

[00:14:32] 围着菜地的事儿

[00:14:34] 咱们头都疼

[00:14:36] 谁也管理不好

[00:14:39] 因为附近呢

[00:14:40] 住着二三十户无赖

[00:14:44] 是否让鲁智深去管菜地

[00:14:50] 你就瞅他那个熊样

[00:14:52] 肯定还会武术

[00:14:55] 万一把那些地痞无赖全给压住

[00:14:59] 咱们免遭损失

[00:15:02] 这不也是好事吗

[00:15:04] 诶对对对对对对

[00:15:06] 哎呀你不提我忘了

[00:15:09] 快点叫鲁智深到我这里来

[00:15:13] 鲁智深吃饱了

[00:15:14] 喝足了

[00:15:16] 二次来见青长老

[00:15:18] 青长老满面赔笑

[00:15:21] 智山呐

[00:15:22] 你来的正好

[00:15:26] 酸枣门外15 里

[00:15:30] 有本庙上一片菜地

[00:15:34] 无人经营管理

[00:15:38] 我打算让你去管

[00:15:40] 你意下如何呀

[00:15:43] 呃

[00:15:45] 我没听明白

[00:15:47] 您叫我干什么去

[00:15:49] 管菜园子

[00:15:50] 不不不不

[00:15:51] 不去

[00:15:53] 我我对种菜是外行

[00:15:57] 您要把那菜地交给我

[00:15:59] 那

[00:16:00] 那算倒了霉了

[00:16:02] 你最好给我找个别的活儿

[00:16:05] 长老一听

[00:16:06] 把脸往下一沉

[00:16:08] 智山

[00:16:10] 你想要找什么活儿

[00:16:12] 像那个

[00:16:14] 都寺了

[00:16:15] 监寺了

[00:16:17] 我什么干不了

[00:16:19] 你就给我安排一个不就得了吗

[00:16:23] 众和尚一听

[00:16:24] 全乐了

[00:16:28] 哎呀

[00:16:28] 心说这位贪心还不小呢

[00:16:31] 还要做什么监寺都寺

[00:16:33] 你瞅你那模样吧

[00:16:37] 首座在旁边

[00:16:39] 过来了

[00:16:40] 首座是二把手

[00:16:42] 仅次于老方丈的

[00:16:44] 有50 多岁

[00:16:47] 挺喜欢鲁智深

[00:16:49] 就问他

[00:16:50] 智深呢

[00:16:52] 你懂的什么叫都寺

[00:16:55] 什么叫监寺

[00:16:56] 那咱不懂啊

[00:16:58] 我在五台山文殊院也待了一年多呀

[00:17:02] 就是管事儿的呗

[00:17:04] 嗯

[00:17:05] 对

[00:17:07] 管事儿的看表面挺清闲

[00:17:10] 实质

[00:17:12] 不太容易呀

[00:17:14] 那得一步一步往上熬

[00:17:20] 我打个比方说啊

[00:17:22] 就像外边做官的俗家人差不多少

[00:17:26] 能一开始就做高官吗

[00:17:30] 得从基础上来

[00:17:33] 什么魏入流

[00:17:35] 七品官

[00:17:36] 六品官、五品官、四品官

[00:17:39] 最后一品官入阁

[00:17:42] 根据你的战功

[00:17:43] 根据你的政绩

[00:17:46] 才能给你升迁呢

[00:17:50] 咱们庙里呢

[00:17:51] 跟他们大同小异

[00:17:54] 你比如说

[00:17:55] 你刚到了庙里

[00:17:58] 就是个普通的和尚

[00:18:01] 像你

[00:18:03] 比普通的和尚还要高上两层

[00:18:08] 你去管理菜园子

[00:18:10] 你手下还有十来个小和尚

[00:18:14] 你这不是个小头头吗

[00:18:16] 嗯

[00:18:17] 管塔的

[00:18:19] 有塔头

[00:18:21] 管茅房的

[00:18:22] 有尽头

[00:18:24] 管念经的

[00:18:25] 有经头

[00:18:28] 你呢

[00:18:29] 管菜园子叫菜头

[00:18:32] 这已然就是不错了

[00:18:35] 假如说你能把菜园子管理好

[00:18:39] 二三年后

[00:18:41] 大伙儿公议

[00:18:43] 老方丈允许

[00:18:45] 就可以把你升为镜头

[00:18:49] 你干的不错

[00:18:50] 就可以升为塔头

[00:18:51] 你再干的不错

[00:18:53] 就可能当知客监司

[00:18:57] 哎哟

[00:18:58] 这么麻烦呢

[00:19:00] 好吧

[00:19:02] 既然这样

[00:19:03] 我愿意去

[00:19:05] 妥了

[00:19:06] 老方丈一听

[00:19:07] 这家还挺矫情

[00:19:10] 既然他同意了

[00:19:12] 马上就办手续呗

[00:19:15] 老方丈

[00:19:16] 得下手谕

[00:19:17] 派专人通知菜园子那和尚

[00:19:21] 告诉他新人来管理你呀

[00:19:23] 交接手续

[00:19:25] 来的这人是谁

[00:19:27] 是谁

[00:19:29] 鲁智深在大相国寺住了三天

[00:19:31] 那块给安排好了

[00:19:35] 原来看菜园子那老和尚一听

[00:19:38] 阿弥陀佛哟

[00:19:39] 我可拔出腿去了

[00:19:43] 我我要再继续待下去

[00:19:45] 都得把我气死啊

[00:19:48] 在他交接手续的过程中

[00:19:51] 老方丈派了两个人

[00:19:54] 把鲁智深送出酸枣门

[00:19:58] 来到这片菜地

[00:20:01] 鲁智深一看

[00:20:02] 嚯

[00:20:02] 这地方空气可不错啊

[00:20:05] 按现在新词儿说呢

[00:20:07] 就是郊区成鞭子

[00:20:10] 诶你看离着东京还不远在大道旁边有片菜地

[00:20:15] 一望无际

[00:20:16] 有个大院套

[00:20:18] 院套里头有几间土坯房

[00:20:22] 这就是看菜园子的和尚住的地方

[00:20:27] 等领路的和尚把鲁智深让进屋里去

[00:20:31] 那个老和尚把行李呀全都收拾好了

[00:20:35] 跟鲁智深见了面

[00:20:37] 彼此通名

[00:20:39] 互相把手续进行交接

[00:20:43] 在交接的过程中

[00:20:46] 原来那老和尚心眼还不错呀

[00:20:50] 就告诉鲁智深

[00:20:52] 师兄啊

[00:20:55] 你来了

[00:20:56] 老僧非常高兴啊

[00:21:00] 不过有点事儿

[00:21:02] 我可得向你交代清楚

[00:21:05] 这座菜园子极难管理呀

[00:21:10] 原因

[00:21:11] 这离着农村不太远

[00:21:14] 离我们最近的这个村庄

[00:21:17] 有二三十户泼皮无赖

[00:21:22] 到时候就上这抢菜来

[00:21:25] 咱这儿只要一熟了

[00:21:27] 他们拎刀就来割

[00:21:30] 拔的拔

[00:21:31] 抢的抢

[00:21:33] 咱们一年心血算白费

[00:21:36] 你要过去一制止

[00:21:39] 这帮人是拳打脚踢呀

[00:21:43] 可你要报官呢

[00:21:45] 官府还没等来人

[00:21:46] 他们跑没了

[00:21:48] 官府刚撤

[00:21:49] 他们又回来了

[00:21:51] 这帮人是软硬不吃

[00:21:54] 欺人太甚呢

[00:21:57] 每年咱这个菜上那损失若干呢

[00:22:01] 对这帮人

[00:22:03] 你可千万留神呐哦

[00:22:07] 人无头不走

[00:22:08] 鸟无头不飞呀

[00:22:10] 这帮人叫什么名字

[00:22:13] 您记得住吗

[00:22:14] 那怎么记不住啊

[00:22:16] 他们真名叫什么

[00:22:19] 我我记不那么清

[00:22:21] 但他们的绰号我还都记得

[00:22:27] 牛七马八

[00:22:29] 鲶鱼头

[00:22:30] 嘎鱼尾

[00:22:31] 鲤鱼刺

[00:22:31] 甲鱼腿

[00:22:32] 哈哈

[00:22:33] 多了歪毛淘气儿

[00:22:34] 张大眼里的棱子

[00:22:36] 马的饭勺子

[00:22:38] 哎呀

[00:22:38] 什么名儿都有

[00:22:40] 这帮人可都惹不起为首的俩头儿

[00:22:44] 一个张三一个李四

[00:22:45] 张三叫过街鼠李四叫白眼狼

[00:22:49] 他俩是头子

[00:22:51] 你可千万留神啊诶诶

[00:22:54] 多谢师兄关照

[00:22:57] 你看

[00:22:57] 把底交了

[00:23:00] 做完交接手续

[00:23:01] 原来的老和尚走了

[00:23:04] 送鲁智深的小和尚也回去了

[00:23:08] 鲁智深把行李安排完了

[00:23:11] 背着手里里外外溜达几圈

[00:23:15] 心说

[00:23:16] 也不错呀

[00:23:18] 我跑这***为王来了

[00:23:21] 这么大一片菜地

[00:23:23] 还这大院套

[00:23:25] 我说了算呢

[00:23:27] 方才老和尚交待

[00:23:30] 还留下十五两银子

[00:23:33] 嗯

[00:23:33] 够我喝几顿酒的了

[00:23:36] 管他下一步呢

[00:23:38] 先在这儿逍遥快活几天再说

[00:23:44] 当天的下午

[00:23:46] 有很多菜农啊

[00:23:49] 来找鲁智深来了

[00:23:51] 因为他们看到通告了

[00:23:55] 是大相国寺老方丈签署的法谕

[00:24:00] 告诉这菜园子

[00:24:01] 从今以后

[00:24:02] 归谁管

[00:24:03] 归谁管

[00:24:04] 人家来找鲁智深

[00:24:06] 这是头头

[00:24:08] 自报姓名

[00:24:10] 说明我们是帮着这种菜的

[00:24:13] 您有事只管吩咐

[00:24:16] 鲁智深点点头

[00:24:17] 各位啊

[00:24:19] 初次见面

[00:24:20] 彼此不熟

[00:24:22] 但是一回生

[00:24:23] 两回熟

[00:24:25] 往后咱们常打交道

[00:24:27] 就是朋友了

[00:24:29] 我初来乍到

[00:24:31] 欢迎各位多多的关照

[00:24:34] 我是个大外行

[00:24:36] 请众位多加指点

[00:24:39] 哎

[00:24:39] 鲁智深说的挺客气

[00:24:41] 众人也客气了一番

[00:24:43] 走了

[00:24:45] 与此同时

[00:24:48] 村子里那二三十户泼皮

[00:24:53] 正在召开紧急会议

[00:24:58] 牛七马八

[00:24:59] 张三李四

[00:25:00] 鲶鱼头

[00:25:01] 嘎鱼尾

[00:25:02] 鲤鱼刺

[00:25:02] 甲鱼腿

[00:25:03] 大饭勺子孙扒了眼都参加了

[00:25:09] 黑乎乎的

[00:25:11] 能有四五十号

[00:25:13] 张三李四带着头儿

[00:25:16] 主持会议

[00:25:19] 因为什么呢

[00:25:20] 他们也见着通告了

[00:25:23] 张三李四说

[00:25:24] 众位弟兄看见没

[00:25:26] 大相国寺的老方丈成心跟咱过不去

[00:25:30] 又派了一个新和尚来掌管菜园子

[00:25:35] 咱也没跟他打过交道

[00:25:38] 也不知道吃软还是吃硬

[00:25:42] 弟兄们

[00:25:43] 你们看应该怎么办

[00:25:45] 哎呀

[00:25:46] 大哥呀

[00:25:47] 还用说吗

[00:25:49] 干脆咱们同心齐力去找他算账

[00:25:53] 给他来一个下马喂