《Harper Valley PTA》歌词

[00:00:00] Harper Valley PTA - The Academy Allstars

[00:00:09] I want to tell you all a story

[00:00:11] About a Harper Valley widow wife

[00:00:17] Who had a teenage daughter that

[00:00:19] Attended Harper Valley Junior High

[00:00:24] Well her daughter came home one afternoom

[00:00:27] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:32] And she said

[00:00:33] Mama I've got a note here

[00:00:34] From the Harper Valley PTA

[00:00:40] Well the note says

[00:00:41] Mrs Johnson you're wearing

[00:00:43] Your dresses way too high

[00:00:48] It's been reported you've been drinking

[00:00:50] And a running round with men

[00:00:52] And going wild

[00:00:55] And we don't believe you

[00:00:57] Ought to be a bringing up

[00:00:58] Your little girl this way

[00:01:03] And it was signed by the Secretary

[00:01:06] Harper Valley PTA

[00:01:11] Well it happened that the PTA

[00:01:13] Was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:19] And boy

[00:01:19] Were they surprised as Mrs Johnson

[00:01:21] Wore her miniskirt into the room

[00:01:26] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:01:28] I can still recall the word she had to say

[00:01:34] She said I'd like to address

[00:01:36] This meeting of the Harper Valley PTA

[00:01:42] Well there's Bobby Taylor sitting there

[00:01:44] And seven times he's asked me for a date

[00:01:50] And Mrs Taylor sure seems to

[00:01:52] Use a lot of ice whenever he's away

[00:01:57] And Mr Baker can you tell us

[00:01:59] Why your secretary had to leave this town

[00:02:05] And shouldn't widow Jones

[00:02:06] Be told to keep her window shades

[00:02:08] All pulled completely down

[00:02:13] Now Mr Harper couldn't be here

[00:02:15] Cause he's stayed too long

[00:02:16] In Kelly's bar again

[00:02:21] And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath

[00:02:23] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

[00:02:28] And then you have the nerve

[00:02:30] To tell me you think is a mother

[00:02:32] That I ain't fit

[00:02:36] Well this is just a little Payton place

[00:02:38] And you're all Harper Valley hypocrits

[00:02:44] Now I wouldn't put you on

[00:02:46] Because it really did

[00:02:47] It happened just this way

[00:02:52] That day my Mama socked it

[00:02:53] To the Harper Valley PTA

[00:02:59] That day my Mama socked it

[00:03:01] To them at the Harper Valley PTA