《News with Mark Alford 3(Skit)》歌词

[00:00:01] Ever since the meteor strikAnnotatee earlier this week

[00:00:03] 这周开头 自从流星落在Annotatee

[00:00:03] The burgundy mist or fog

[00:00:04] 紫红色的薄雾

[00:00:04] Has been spreading throughout the metro

[00:00:06] 在都市蔓延

[00:00:06] Since then there had been numerous reports of strange

[00:00:09] 从那以后 有很多奇奇怪怪的报告

[00:00:09] But positive side effects

[00:00:11] 但大多是积极向上的 只有少数是消极的

[00:00:11] Including a dramatic decrease in crime

[00:00:15] 包括犯罪率的减少

[00:00:15] Kansas City Police are stunned

[00:00:17] 堪萨斯城的警察不知所措

[00:00:17] This week they have responded to ZERO emergency calls

[00:00:21] 这周 他们没有接到一通紧急电话

[00:00:21] Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes

[00:00:25] 堪萨斯城学校官员也对外声称发生巨变

[00:00:25] Since the burgundy skies overtook the city

[00:00:27] 好像紫红色的天空已经影响了整座城市

[00:00:27] Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly

[00:00:31] 学生的出勤率和考试成绩都有显著提升

[00:00:31] School administrators as well as the police chiefs say

[00:00:34] 学校管理人员和警察局长说

[00:00:34] If this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies

[00:00:38] 如果这种显著的变化皆因全新的紫红色天空而起

[00:00:38] Then they certainly hope the burgundy

[00:00:40] 他们当然希望该紫红色继续存在

[00:00:40] Mist will keep spreading for the good of mankind

[00:00:43] 烟雾会继续将美好传播给人类

[00:00:43] They say their hope is that this

[00:00:44] 他们说他们希望

[00:00:44] Cold harsh earth

[00:00:47] 冷酷无情的地球

[00:00:47] Will eventually become a better place for us all to live

[00:00:50] 最终会变成一个更适宜我们居住的环境

[00:00:50] I'm Mark Alford Goodnight

[00:00:55] 我是Mark Alford 晚安