《Dipso Calypso》歌词

[00:00:00] Dipso Calypso - Peter Sellers/Barker

[00:00:00] Ladies and gentlemen the dipso calypso

[00:00:05] Alright boys 1 2 7 9

[00:00:17] Now there's a town where the folks are dumb

[00:00:20] But they're always happy and never glumb

[00:00:23] They just drink rum till they feel quite numb

[00:00:26] And do the dipso calypso

[00:00:29] The dipso calypso

[00:00:32] You shake your head and your hips so

[00:00:35] With a bottle of rum inside your little tum

[00:00:38] Doing the dip so calypso ooh

[00:00:49] Oh right in the mood now jackson

[00:00:50] Good luck you everybody

[00:00:53] Now the native girl on the virgin islands

[00:00:56] They sit around wearing nothing but smiles

[00:00:59] There are two men they won't let in

[00:01:02] Charlie chaplin and meril flinn

[00:01:13] Mmh

[00:01:17] Now I called on a lady her name was ms brown

[00:01:20] Mm she was having a bath and she could not come down

[00:01:23] I said slip on something you won't weigh a tick

[00:01:26] So she slipped on de soap and came down pretty quick

[00:01:36] That was a bit of an old one

[00:01:37] Never mind I'm getting paid

[00:01:40] Here we go

[00:01:42] There was a lady named viccar's

[00:01:44] Who went with her boy to the flickers

[00:01:47] He saw a bit of wool and started to pull

[00:01:50] And that's how de girl lost her knitting

[00:01:54] Pardon me which side of the record am I on

[00:01:57] If they're playing this side it's the top

[00:01:59] If they're playing the other side it's the bottom

[00:02:01] Just as I thought ask silly questions you get silly answers

[00:02:05] How I'm gonna get back to that little hole in the middle I'll never know

[00:02:09] Last verse coming up good luck everybody

[00:02:11] I bought a lady a set last week

[00:02:14] You could not buy one finer

[00:02:17] Last night I laid in bed and I heard

[00:02:20] My wife getting on to china

[00:02:23] Oh

[00:02:24] The dipso calypso whoo

[00:02:26] You shake ah your head and your hip so

[00:02:29] With a bottle of rum inside your little tum

[00:02:32] You too can do the dipso calypso ooh

[00:02:39] Hop ah hoppah

[00:02:41] I'm single now

[00:02:49] How was that