《Snack Attack》歌词

[00:00:05] Midnight Saturday sat in the dark

[00:00:32] Watching the ceiling falling apart

[00:00:38] The air conditioner's been busted for weeks

[00:00:45] So the smell of cooking seeps through the floor

[00:00:52] I can't eat no more

[00:00:54] They want me to be as light as a feather

[00:00:56] So the Doctor's wired my jaws together

[00:00:58] Now I'm locked in the bedroom away from the food

[00:01:00] So I lie on my back in the dark in the nude

[00:01:02] I can't eat no more

[00:01:03] I got to use a straw

[00:01:05] But if the Devil dragged me down to the kitchen

[00:01:08] I wouldn't put up a fight

[00:01:09] I'd gladly sign away my soul

[00:01:11] For a T bone steak tonight

[00:01:24] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac

[00:01:31] I gotta eat

[00:01:32] I gotta eat a Flapjack

[00:01:33] A stack

[00:01:33] A rack

[00:01:33] A six pack Jack

[00:01:35] Just call me Jack Kerouac

[00:01:37] Click clack open up the hatchback

[00:01:39] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack

[00:01:41] Pattacake

[00:01:41] Pattacake Big Mac

[00:01:43] Good God it's a snack attack

[00:01:44] Gimme sausage

[00:01:45] Egg and beans and chips

[00:01:46] Milkshakes

[00:01:46] Clambakes

[00:01:46] Fondue dips

[00:01:47] And sauces

[00:01:49] Horses

[00:01:49] 17 courses

[00:01:50] Of barbequed beef with asparagus tips

[00:01:52] Rashers of bacon

[00:01:53] Bagels and lox

[00:01:54] And tandoori prawns and a box of chocs

[00:01:55] Spaghetti with mussels

[00:01:57] Palma hams

[00:01:58] deep frozen waffles with syrup jams

[00:02:01] My willpower's gone I'm down on my knees

[00:02:04] Praying to the God of cottage cheese

[00:02:05] It's no good trying I'll never beat it

[00:02:08] 'Cos if it moves I'll eat it

[00:02:09] So undo my trousers

[00:02:10] Let out the slack

[00:02:12] Who cares it's a snack attack

[00:02:26] It's a snack attack

[00:02:31] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac

[00:02:33] I gotta eat

[00:02:33] I gotta eat a Flapjack

[00:02:35] A stack

[00:02:35] A rack

[00:02:35] A six pack Jack

[00:02:37] Just call me Jack Kerouac

[00:02:39] Click clack open up the hatchback

[00:02:40] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack

[00:02:42] Pattacake

[00:02:43] Pattacake Big Mac

[00:02:44] Good God it's a snack attack

[00:02:50] It's a snack attack

[00:02:53] It's a snack attack

[00:02:57] It's a snack attack

[00:03:01] My father was a gents outfitter

[00:03:03] My mother went crazy

[00:03:04] They had to commit her

[00:03:05] They used to tell me don't be a quitter

[00:03:07] But I know deep down I'm the runt of the litter

[00:03:10] I can't eat no more

[00:03:13] I gotta use a straw

[00:03:19] How do you take an overdose

[00:03:21] Or even pretend to do it

[00:03:22] When the last straw is the one in your mouth

[00:03:25] And you can't suck sleepers through it

[00:03:28] I can't eat no more

[00:03:30] I gotta use a straw

[00:03:34] But if the Devil took me to Mexico

[00:03:36] To taste his guacamole

[00:03:38] I'd gladly sign my name in blood

[00:03:40] And give him the keys to my soul

[00:03:43] Because I can't eat no more

[00:03:46] I can't eat no more

[00:03:52] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac

[00:04:00] I gotta eat

[00:04:03] I gotta eat a Flapjack

[00:04:06] A stack

[00:04:07] A rack

[00:04:08] A six pack Jack

[00:04:09] Just call me Jack Kerouac

[00:04:11] Click clack open up the hatchback

[00:04:13] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack

[00:04:16] Pattacake

[00:04:16] Pattacake Big Mac

[00:04:17] Good God it's a snack attack

[00:04:20] It's a snack attack

[00:04:24] It's a snack attack

[00:04:26] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac

[00:04:29] I gotta eat

[00:04:29] I gotta eat a Flapjack

[00:04:30] A stack

[00:04:31] A rack

[00:04:31] A six pack Jack

[00:04:33] Just call me Jack Kerouac

[00:04:34] Click clack open up the hatchback

[00:04:36] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack

[00:04:38] Pattacake

[00:04:38] Pattacake Big Mac

[00:04:39] Good God it's a snack attack

[00:04:40] It's a snack attack

[00:04:42] Midnight Sunday asleep on the floor

[00:04:44] Curled up in the corner can't take no more

[00:04:46] Armies of food invade my sleep

[00:04:48] Led by lasagnas ten inches deep

[00:04:50] My head is pounding my heart is beating

[00:04:52] Cows are mooing sheep are bleating

[00:04:54] I'm being haunted by all the meat I've eaten

[00:04:57] And then a burglar alarm goes off in my head

[00:04:59] And I wake up screaming am I dead or alive

[00:05:02] And the clock says five

[00:05:05] It's only five in the morning

[00:05:06] I'm covered in sweat

[00:05:07] Am I hungry

[00:05:08] You bet

[00:05:13] Cold turkey's what I'm going through

[00:05:15] Cold turkey's what I need

[00:05:16] But they hung a sign on my appetite

[00:05:18] Saying Danger Do Not Feed

[00:05:20] I can't eat no more

[00:05:22] I got to use a straw

[00:05:24] I can't eat no more

[00:05:26] I can't eat no more

[00:05:28] And they've even taken away

[00:05:30] The pictures of food I had on my wall

[00:05:32] And my treasured collection of menus

[00:05:34] They screwed up into a ball

[00:05:36] In front of my face they flicked it

[00:05:37] Out of the window into the night

[00:05:40] But they'll never unscramble the combination

[00:05:42] They'll never get it right

[00:05:44] Now if they made a feature film

[00:05:45] That featured only food

[00:05:47] I'd wallow in the crowd scenes

[00:05:49] While the rest of the audience booed

[00:05:51] And if I got myself a video

[00:05:53] I could satisfy the need

[00:05:55] I could check out the action frame by frame

[00:05:57] And watch the calories breed

[00:06:00] But I can't eat no more

[00:06:05] I got to use a straw

[00:06:08] I can't eat no more

[00:06:10] I can't eat no more

[00:06:14] I got to use a straw

[00:06:16] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac

[00:06:19] I gotta eat

[00:06:19] I gotta eat a Flapjack

[00:06:20] A stack

[00:06:21] A rack

[00:06:21] A six pack Jack

[00:06:23] Just call me Jack Kerouac

[00:06:24] Click clack open up the hatchback

[00:06:26] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack

[00:06:29] Pattacake

[00:06:29] Pattacake Big Mac

[00:06:30] Good God it's a snack attack

[00:06:33] It's a snack attack

[00:06:35] I feel like Kojak sitting in a Cadillac

[00:06:40] I gotta eat

[00:06:42] I gotta eat a Flapjack

[00:06:45] A stack

[00:06:46] A rack

[00:06:47] A six pack Jack

[00:06:48] Just call me Jack Kerouac

[00:06:50] Click clack open up the hatchback

[00:06:52] I could eat a Bubble car or a packamack

[00:06:54] Pattacake

[00:06:55] Pattacake Big Mac

[00:06:55] Good God it's a snack attack

[00:06:57] It's a snack attack