《I’m My Own Grandpa》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm My Own Grandpa - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:10] Many, many years ago

[00:00:11] When I was twenty-three

[00:00:13] I was married to a widow

[00:00:15] Who was pretty as can be

[00:00:18] Now this widow had a grown up daughter

[00:00:20] Who had hair of red

[00:00:22] My father fell in love with her

[00:00:24] And soon the two were wed

[00:00:26] This made my dad my son-in-law

[00:00:28] And really changed my very life

[00:00:30] For my daughter was my mother

[00:00:32] 'Cause she was my father's wife

[00:00:34] And to complicate the matter

[00:00:36] Even though it brought me joy

[00:00:38] I soon became the father

[00:00:40] Of a bouncing baby boy, yes I did

[00:00:43] My little baby then became

[00:00:45] My brother-in-law to Dad

[00:00:45] And so became my uncle

[00:00:48] Though it made me very sad

[00:00:51] For if he were my uncle

[00:00:52] Then that also made him brother

[00:00:55] Of the widow's grown-up daughter

[00:00:56] Who of course was my step-mother

[00:00:59] I am my own grandpa

[00:01:03] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:07] It sounds funny I know

[00:01:09] But it really is so

[00:01:12] Oh, I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:24] My father's wife then had a son

[00:01:26] Who kept them on the run

[00:01:28] And he became my grandchild

[00:01:30] For he was my daughter's son

[00:01:32] My wife is now my mother's mother

[00:01:34] And it makes me blue

[00:01:36] Because although she is my wife

[00:01:38] She's my grandmother too

[00:01:40] Now if my wife is my grandmother

[00:01:42] Then I'm her grandchild

[00:01:44] And every time I think of it

[00:01:46] It nearly drives me wild

[00:01:48] 'Cause now I have become

[00:01:50] The strangest case you ever saw

[00:01:52] As husband of my grandmother

[00:01:54] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:57] Oh, I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:01] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:05] It sounds funny I know

[00:02:07] But it really is so

[00:02:09] I'm my own grandpa