《数怪兽》歌词

[00:00:00] 数怪兽 - 怪兽先生

[00:00:02] 词：怪兽先生

[00:00:03] 曲：肥宝

[00:00:04] MadProle：

[00:00:15] 半夜三更

[00:00:16] 抹大只眼光光望天光

[00:00:18] 到天光

[00:00:18] 唔愿起床唔觉得肚饿

[00:00:20] 因为琴晚

[00:00:21] 已经吃饱左早餐吃唔落

[00:00:23] 消夜吃太多

[00:00:23] 晚餐不容错过

[00:00:24] 混乱噶生物钟

[00:00:26] 我越行越错

[00:00:27] 消夜果餐我就越吃越多

[00:00:29] 由几时开始感过

[00:00:31] 我已经唔记得左

[00:00:32] 剩系知道呢

[00:00:33] 种感觉令我变得懒惰

[00:00:35] 拖住疲惫噶身躯翻到公司

[00:00:37] 又要继续做唔完噶公事

[00:00:39] 我噶工时系一个惊人数字

[00:00:42] 落班再直落疲惫

[00:00:43] 噶身躯渴望得到解放

[00:00:45] 稳间大牌档大支可乐

[00:00:47] 担支烟一路颠一路点

[00:00:49] 训唔着噶

[00:00:50] 我起张床度碘人都癫

[00:00:52] 所以我而家

[00:00:53] 就唯有起度老点

[00:00:55] 一只怪兽

[00:00:56] 两只怪兽

[00:00:57] 呢只怪兽好似有d太瘦

[00:01:00] 一只怪兽

[00:01:01] 两只怪兽

[00:01:02] 呢只怪兽好似有d漏刨

[00:01:04] 呢只怪兽

[00:01:06] 加呢只怪兽眼

[00:01:07] 光光系度发偶斗

[00:01:09] 三只怪兽

[00:01:11] 四只怪兽

[00:01:12] 你地数绵羊

[00:01:13] 我地数怪兽

[00:01:18] RebelMan：

[00:01:35] 我望住个表

[00:01:36] 凌晨三点钟

[00:01:37] 但精神指数

[00:01:38] 依旧饱满升到巅峰

[00:01:39] 点好 点算好

[00:01:40] 好快又到朝早

[00:01:42] 想着草

[00:01:42] 想浮下游下去到一个小岛

[00:01:45] 当月光

[00:01:45] 转换成听日既阳光

[00:01:47] 占大多数人

[00:01:48] 忙碌命面色沧桑

[00:01:49] 好希望可以翻返屋

[00:01:51] 企既果张床

[00:01:52] 好希望一交训

[00:01:53] 到天光神清气爽

[00:01:55] 但夜里太精神

[00:01:56] 日头似只丧尸奔波

[00:01:57] 明明住系东方

[00:01:58] 你话我住系西方

[00:02:00] 有时差

[00:02:00] 忽然产生好多异常精力

[00:02:02] 上缴晒

[00:02:03] 睡眠时间几时得以归还

[00:02:05] 惊会溃烂个肺

[00:02:06] 度积有黑色一达达

[00:02:07] 一包包既尼古丁

[00:02:08] 食佐有无一百淡

[00:02:10] 为三餐有重担

[00:02:11] 又挨夜半夜三更

[00:02:12] 日夜颠倒状态

[00:02:13] 叫我点样正常翻

[00:02:15] 一只怪兽

[00:02:16] 两只怪兽

[00:02:17] 呢只怪兽好似有d太瘦

[00:02:19] 一只怪兽

[00:02:21] 两只怪兽

[00:02:22] 呢只怪兽好似有d漏刨

[00:02:24] 呢只怪兽

[00:02:26] 加呢只怪兽

[00:02:27] 眼光光系度发偶斗

[00:02:30] 三只怪兽

[00:02:31] 四只怪兽

[00:02:32] 你地数绵羊

[00:02:33] 我地数怪兽

[00:02:55] 一只怪兽

[00:02:56] 两只怪兽

[00:02:57] 呢只怪兽好似有d太瘦

[00:03:00] 一只怪兽

[00:03:01] 两只怪兽

[00:03:02] 呢只怪兽好似有d漏刨

[00:03:05] 呢只怪兽

[00:03:06] 加呢只怪兽

[00:03:07] 眼光光系度发偶斗

[00:03:10] 三只怪兽

[00:03:11] 四只怪兽

[00:03:12] 我地究竟数左几只怪兽