《Dentist》歌词

[00:00:00] Dentist (牙医) - Seymour

[00:00:13] When I was young and just a bad little kid

[00:00:16] My momma noticed funny things I did

[00:00:19] Like shooting puppies with a bb Gun

[00:00:22] I'd poison guppies

[00:00:24] And when I was done

[00:00:25] I'd find a p**sy cat and bash in it's head

[00:00:29] That's when my momma said

[00:00:33] What did she say

[00:00:36] She said my boy I think someday

[00:00:39] You'll find a way

[00:00:41] To make your natural tendencies pay

[00:00:44] You'll be a dentist

[00:00:46] You'll be a dentist

[00:00:47] You have a talent for causing things pain

[00:00:50] Son be a dentist

[00:00:52] Son be a dentist

[00:00:54] People will pay you to be in humane

[00:00:56] Humane

[00:00:57] You're temperment's wrong for the priesthood

[00:01:00] And teaching would suit you still less

[00:01:03] Son be a dentist

[00:01:06] You'll be a success

[00:01:07] Here he is folks

[00:01:08] The leader of the plaque

[00:01:10] Watch him suck up that gas

[00:01:12] Oh My God

[00:01:14] He's a dentist and he'll never

[00:01:15] Ever be any good

[00:01:17] Who wants their teeth done

[00:01:18] By the Marqui DeSade

[00:01:20] Oh that hurts

[00:01:21] I'm not numb

[00:01:23] Eh Shut Up Open Wide Here I Come

[00:01:27] I am your dentist

[00:01:29] Goodness Gracious

[00:01:30] And I enjoy the career that I picked

[00:01:33] Love it

[00:01:34] I'm your dentist

[00:01:35] Fitting braces

[00:01:37] And I get off on the pain I inflict

[00:01:40] Really love it

[00:01:41] I thrill when I drill a bicuspid

[00:01:42] Ooh bicuspid

[00:01:44] It's swell

[00:01:44] Though they tell me I'm maladjusted

[00:01:47] Dentist

[00:01:50] And though it may

[00:01:51] Cause my patients distress

[00:01:53] Somewhere Somewhere in heaven above me

[00:01:57] I know I know that my mommas proud of me

[00:02:01] Oh Momma

[00:02:06] Cause I'm a dentist

[00:02:09] And a success

[00:02:12] Say ahh

[00:02:14] Ahh

[00:02:16] Say aah

[00:02:17] Ahh

[00:02:19] Say ahh

[00:02:21] Ahh

[00:02:22] Now spit