《If That Isn’t Love》歌词

[00:00:05] Ooh yeah

[00:00:08] Oh

[00:00:11] I'm your shelter from the storm

[00:00:14] You'll know I'll always have your back

[00:00:16] I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack

[00:00:22] I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on

[00:00:27] And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn

[00:00:32] And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder

[00:00:38] When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder

[00:00:43] And if that isn't love

[00:00:49] If that isn't love

[00:00:54] If that isn't love

[00:00:57] I don't know what love is

[00:01:00] Nanananananana nanananano I guess I don't know

[00:01:05] Nanananananana

[00:01:09] Ahhhh listen now

[00:01:11] There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator

[00:01:15] I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later

[00:01:21] And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame

[00:01:25] And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name

[00:01:31] I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat

[00:01:36] Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that

[00:01:41] And if that isn't love

[00:01:47] If that isn't love

[00:01:53] If that isn't love

[00:01:56] I don't know what love is

[00:01:58] Nanananananana nananana well then I don't know

[00:02:03] Nananannananna

[00:02:06] Oh no

[00:02:08] Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia

[00:02:11] Well I still adore you

[00:02:13] I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast

[00:02:17] And I can't stand omelettes

[00:02:19] After I take a bath

[00:02:20] If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you

[00:02:24] I'll give you my word

[00:02:26] You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd

[00:02:31] Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing

[00:02:37] You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging

[00:02:42] If you get drunk and pass out I'll never Sharpie up your face

[00:02:48] And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place

[00:02:54] I totally support every idiotic thing you do

[00:02:58] And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you

[00:03:04] And if that isn't love

[00:03:10] If that isn't love

[00:03:15] If that isn't love

[00:03:18] I don't know what love is

[00:03:21] Nanananananana no I don't know what love is

[00:03:26] Nanananananana well I don't know what love is

[00:03:34] I don't know what love is