《He Vas My Boyfriend》歌词

[00:03:13] Love comes when you least suspect it

[00:03:13] Love dances in on a whim

[00:03:13] I thought maybe I could direct it

[00:03:13] But I never expected

[00:03:13] A guuy like him

[00:03:13] He was a bully und a brute

[00:03:13] He vas as crazy as a coot

[00:03:13] Still I didn't give a hoot

[00:03:13] He vas my boyfriend

[00:03:13] With ev'ry voman he vould flirt

[00:03:13] He alvays treated me like dirt

[00:03:13] But I vas happy to be hurt

[00:03:13] He vas my boyfriend

[00:03:13] I vas as pure as a virgin meadow

[00:03:13] Lying with vicotr in the gloam

[00:03:13] Then he turned to me

[00:03:13] That charmer

[00:03:13] Whispered

[00:03:13] Ł˘let's

[00:03:13] Play farmer

[00:03:13] Ł˘

[00:03:13] And plowed me 'til the cows came home

[00:03:13] He vas a monster and a beast

[00:03:13] His midnight bangings never ceased

[00:03:13] It didn't faze me in the least

[00:03:13] He vas my boyfriend

[00:03:13] Spoken

[00:03:13] I'll never forget the first time I met victor

[00:03:13] It vas

[00:03:13] On the village green

[00:03:13] At the annual bock beer festival

[00:03:13] Where every beer cost

[00:03:13] A bock

[00:03:13] I vas an innocent young lamb and he was a dirty old

[00:03:13] Goat

[00:03:13] Ve vere made for each other

[00:03:13] All of a sudden

[00:03:13] He took out his paraphernalia and

[00:03:13] Shouted

[00:03:13] Ł˘let's play croquet

[00:03:13] Ł˘

[00:03:13] And off to the field've vent

[00:03:13] He carried his hoops and mallets and I carried his

[00:03:13] Balls

[00:03:13] What a festival

[00:03:13] Fun and games all day long

[00:03:13] Archery

[00:03:13] Badminton

[00:03:13] Potato sack

[00:03:13] Victor won the three legged race

[00:03:13] All by himself

[00:03:13] It

[00:03:13] Vas love at first sight

[00:03:13] Sung

[00:03:13] He vas the one I gave my heart to

[00:03:13] But've never wed even so

[00:03:13] If I mentioned wedlock

[00:03:13] He'd put me in a headlock

[00:03:13] Vhen I asked to be his wife

[00:03:13] He stabbed me with a kitchen knife

[00:03:13] Ach

[00:03:13] Where did the good times go

[00:03:13] If he had an angry fit

[00:03:13] I vas the first thing that he'd hit

[00:03:13] But I didn't give a s**t

[00:03:13] He vas my boyfriend