《Ballad of a Thin Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Ballad Of A Thin Man - The Sports

[00:00:07] You walk into the room

[00:00:08] With your pencil in your hand

[00:00:11] You see somebody naked

[00:00:13] And you say Who is that man

[00:00:17] You try so hard

[00:00:18] But you don't understand

[00:00:22] Just what you'll say

[00:00:23] When you get home

[00:00:26] Because something is happening here

[00:00:29] But you don't know what it is

[00:00:32] Do you Mister Jones

[00:00:40] You raise up your head

[00:00:42] And you ask Is this where it is

[00:00:45] And somebody points to you and says

[00:00:48] It's his

[00:00:50] And you say What's mine

[00:00:52] And somebody else says Where what is

[00:00:54] And you say Oh my God

[00:00:56] Am I here all alone

[00:01:00] Because something is happening here

[00:01:02] But you don't know what it is

[00:01:06] Do you Mister Jones

[00:01:13] You hand in your ticket

[00:01:15] And you go watch the geek

[00:01:18] Who immediately walks up to you

[00:01:20] When he hears you speak

[00:01:24] And says How does it feel

[00:01:25] To be such a freak

[00:01:27] And you say Impossible

[00:01:30] As he hands you a bone

[00:01:33] Because something is happening here

[00:01:36] But you don't know what it is

[00:01:39] Do you Mister Jones

[00:01:47] You have many contacts

[00:01:49] Among the lumberjacks

[00:01:51] To get you facts

[00:01:52] When someone attacks your imagination

[00:01:56] But nobody has any respect

[00:01:59] Anyway they already expect you

[00:02:01] To just give a check

[00:02:03] To tax-deductible charity organizations

[00:02:12] You've been with the professors

[00:02:15] And they've all liked your looks

[00:02:17] With great lawyers you have

[00:02:19] Discussed lepers and crooks

[00:02:23] You've been through all of

[00:02:24] F Scott Fitzgerald's books

[00:02:28] You're very well read

[00:02:29] It's well known

[00:02:32] Because something is happening here

[00:02:35] But you don't know what it is

[00:02:38] Do you Mister Jones

[00:02:46] Well the sword swallower

[00:02:47] He comes up to you

[00:02:48] And then he kneels

[00:02:51] He crosses himself

[00:02:52] And then he clicks his high heels

[00:02:56] And without further notice

[00:02:58] He asks you how it feels

[00:03:00] And he says Here is your throat back

[00:03:02] Thanks for the loan

[00:03:05] Because something is happening here

[00:03:08] But you don't know what it is

[00:03:11] Do you Mister Jones

[00:03:19] Now you see this one-eyed midget

[00:03:21] Shouting the word NOW

[00:03:24] And you say For what reason

[00:03:26] And he says How

[00:03:29] And you say What does this mean

[00:03:31] And he screams back You're a cow

[00:03:34] Give me some milk

[00:03:36] Or else go home

[00:03:39] Because something is happening here

[00:03:41] But you don't know what it is

[00:03:45] Do you Mister Jones

[00:03:52] Well you walk into the room

[00:03:55] Like a camel and then you frown

[00:03:57] You put your eyes in your pocket

[00:03:59] And your nose on the ground

[00:04:03] There ought to be a law

[00:04:04] Against you comin' around

[00:04:07] You should be made

[00:04:08] To wear earphones

[00:04:12] Because something is happening here

[00:04:15] But you don't know what it is

[00:04:18] Do you Mister Jones