《The Man On The Flying Trapez》歌词

[00:00:00] The Man On The Flying Trapez - Spike Jones

[00:00:01] Written by：alfred lee

[00:00:23] As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone

[00:00:27] Are you in voice Winstead

[00:00:29] I believe I am in voice

[00:00:32] Professor

[00:00:40] Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh

[00:00:42] Once I was sappy uh

[00:00:44] Sap I was wussy no

[00:00:46] Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh

[00:00:49] Lorn I fow mow uh

[00:00:51] Sigh on lie now uh

[00:00:52] Nylons are free

[00:00:53] No no

[00:00:54] Now I'm forlorn

[00:00:58] Like an old goat

[00:00:59] Oh no not a goat

[00:01:00] That's an animal

[00:01:01] Like an old coat that is tornered

[00:01:04] And tat uh teetered and tonned

[00:01:06] Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped

[00:01:12] Left in this wide world to sleep

[00:01:13] And to snore uh to weep and to mourn

[00:01:16] Betreaned by a jade in her means

[00:01:19] Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans

[00:01:21] Bejeaned by a teen with some jade

[00:01:23] Betrayed by a maid in her teens

[00:01:28] He floats by his hair

[00:01:31] Not by his hair

[00:01:32] That would hurt

[00:01:32] Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said

[00:01:35] Doodles your hair is getting thin

[00:01:36] And I said well who wants fat hair

[00:01:38] That's a killar

[00:01:42] He floats through the air with the aidest

[00:01:44] Of grease with the latest of

[00:01:46] Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese

[00:01:48] No no

[00:01:49] With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss

[00:01:53] The manning young dare uh the daring young mare

[00:01:56] He's not a horse that's silly

[00:01:57] He'd break his neck

[00:01:58] The fanny young dan

[00:01:59] The danny young fan

[00:02:01] He's an awful old ham

[00:02:02] Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age

[00:02:04] You know a funny thing happened a man came up

[00:02:05] To me and said

[00:02:06] Doodles

[00:02:06] Doodles did you leave home

[00:02:07] I said I left home

[00:02:08] He said

[00:02:08] Did you put the cat out

[00:02:09] I said I didn't know he was on fire

[00:02:11] That's a killar

[00:02:15] The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh

[00:02:18] Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop

[00:02:21] Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars

[00:02:26] His grations are axle no

[00:02:27] His actions are horrible no

[00:02:29] He's very good

[00:02:30] All girls he doth please

[00:02:32] But my wuv he hath lollen astay

[00:02:35] No The dove's in the hayloft away

[00:02:37] I'm on the road to Mandalay

[00:02:39] No hey hey hey

[00:02:39] No now

[00:02:40] Did you hear about the owl that married a goat

[00:02:43] They had a hootenanny

[00:02:44] That's a killar

[00:02:48] He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze