《Mr Blessington’s Imperialist Plot》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr Blessington's Imperialist Plot - Astronautalis

[00:00:06] Pretty patricia was a nervous wreck deadened by the darvocet

[00:00:15] Furnished by a charlatain posing as a pharmacist

[00:00:17] Propped behind a pearly desk

[00:00:19] She wears the phone with burdened breath

[00:00:20] And hands she holds for reasons wanton

[00:00:22] Is the whilring dervish games this is just the receptionist

[00:00:24] The skeletons and hallowed halls number of every word

[00:00:26] Could be buzzing right through this honey comb

[00:00:28] And I am just a lonely drone with a notepad and a picture phone

[00:00:30] Whose nectar is a collection of transgressions and subversive flaws

[00:00:32] Darrell's darling carries all of hr on his back

[00:00:34] Can only hide gisette because the fetish waftings of croquettes

[00:00:37] Well mrs darla's down the hall

[00:00:39] She keeps a watchful eye its on accounts receivable

[00:00:42] Leaving it blind to the concubine

[00:00:43] Lady darla's not the cleanest grape inside the crops

[00:00:44] She keeps her eyes inside accountants

[00:00:45] As she skims right off the top her saccharine little skins of cream

[00:00:47] She sneaks out in her hosiery

[00:00:48] To hopefully she pumps the petty plunder in the slots

[00:00:51] Every now and then the best laid plans of mice and men

[00:00:54] Fall apart at hands of unassuming champions

[00:00:57] I collected so much dirt I would tover scoch

[00:01:02] Slaving in this basement one day this will all be mine

[00:01:08] One day this will all be mine one day this will all be mine

[00:01:17] She was so outwardly nonpareil I was enraptured by the act

[00:01:24] Of cracking her seamless shell

[00:01:25] Catching esteban with hand in his till is muy facil

[00:01:28] But this girl's skills are past the run of the mill

[00:01:30] We command with abandon the plot take what he got

[00:01:32] Setting up shop with a cloud eight view at the top

[00:01:34] And everybody's got bones hers are harder to spot

[00:01:36] With her appointments pinned down and her hair done up

[00:01:39] I devote everything that I've got to stalking this fox

[00:01:42] There's got to be a fracture in her porcelain plot

[00:01:44] That's where I slipped up lost in her wash

[00:01:46] She doubled back upon her tracks and she caught me off guard

[00:01:48] She's impossibly smart I am defeated at my own game

[00:01:51] Caught me collecting dirt to blackmail them for my own gain

[00:01:53] A tower made of dirt castle built from glass

[00:01:55] And a pocket full of stones until the last one's cast

[00:01:57] Every now and then the best laid plans of mice and men

[00:02:02] Fall apart at hands of unassuming champions

[00:02:05] I collected so much dirt

[00:02:08] I was buried down alive stand in the base until the day I die

[00:02:16] Until the day I die until the day I die until the day I die