《J**z In My Pants》歌词

[00:00:00] J**z In My Pants - Bing Bong Brothers

[00:00:04] Lock eyes from across the room

[00:00:06] Down my drink while the rhythms boom

[00:00:08] Take your hand and skip the names

[00:00:09] No need here for the silly games

[00:00:12] Make our way through the smoke and crowd

[00:00:13] The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

[00:00:15] Move in close as the lasers fly

[00:00:17] Our bodies touch and the angels cry

[00:00:19] Leave this place go back to yours

[00:00:21] Our lips first touch outside your doors

[00:00:23] A whole night what we've got in store

[00:00:25] Whisper in my ear that you

[00:00:26] Want some more and I

[00:00:27] Jizz in my pants

[00:00:29] This really never happens you can take my word

[00:00:31] I won't apologize that's just absurd

[00:00:33] Mainly your fault for the way that you dance

[00:00:35] And now I

[00:00:35] Jizz in my pants

[00:00:37] Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut

[00:00:39] Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt

[00:00:41] I'm very sensitive some would say that's a plus

[00:00:43] Now I'll go home and change

[00:00:45] I need a few things from the grocery

[00:00:47] Do things alone now mostly

[00:00:49] Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love

[00:00:51] Surprise in my eyes when I looked above

[00:00:53] The checkout counter and I saw her face

[00:00:55] My heart stood still so did time and space

[00:00:57] Never thought that I could feel real again

[00:00:59] But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

[00:01:01] She turned to me that's when she said it

[00:01:03] Looked me dead in the face asked

[00:01:04] Cash or credit and I

[00:01:05] Jizzed in my pants

[00:01:07] It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me

[00:01:08] But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3

[00:01:11] And now I'm posed in

[00:01:11] An awkward stance because I

[00:01:13] Jizzed in my pants

[00:01:15] To be fair you were flirting a lot

[00:01:16] Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

[00:01:19] Please stop acting like you're not impressed

[00:01:20] One more thing I'm gonna pay by check

[00:01:22] Last week

[00:01:23] I saw a film

[00:01:24] As I recall it was a horror film

[00:01:26] Walked outside into the rain

[00:01:28] Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

[00:01:30] Jizzed in my pants

[00:01:32] Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

[00:01:34] Need to get away need to make a dash

[00:01:36] A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

[00:01:38] Jizz in my pants

[00:01:40] Day my alarm goes off and I

[00:01:42] Jizz in my pants

[00:01:44] Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

[00:01:46] Jizz in my pants

[00:01:48] When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

[00:01:50] Jizzed in my pants

[00:01:52] I just ate a grape and I

[00:01:53] Jizzed in my pants

[00:01:55] I went check

[00:01:55] Jizzed in my pants

[00:01:57] Seriously you guys can we okay

[00:02:00] I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me

[00:02:04] And when we're holding hands it's like having sex to me

[00:02:08] You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy

[00:02:12] I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

[00:02:15] 'Cuz I jizz in my pants

[00:02:18] I jizz in my pants jizz my pants

[00:02:19] I jizz in my pants jizz my pants

[00:02:21] Yes I jizz in my pants

[00:02:23] I jizz in my pants jizz my pants