《The Policeman’s Jig(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Policeman's Jig - Jake Thackray

[00:00:07] Here's a jolly jig that we've all heard before

[00:00:11] Frequently performed by the extraor-dinary

[00:00:14] Dancing bastions of the law

[00:00:17] They call it the policeman's jig-jig

[00:00:20] It's the dance of the police pornography squad

[00:00:24] Very similar to the Dashing White Jod-rells

[00:00:28] All close eyes and off you plod

[00:00:31] Doing the policeman's jig-jig

[00:00:38] Waiting at the station is the dancing troupe

[00:00:42] Whistles listless truncheons droop-ing

[00:00:45] Then up and away lads we're off on a swoop

[00:00:48] Heigh-ho for a policeman's jig-jig

[00:00:52] There's private parts to prosecute

[00:00:55] So off they swirl in wild pursuit

[00:00:58] With flashing eyes and whirling boots

[00:01:02] Off for a policeman's jig-jig

[00:01:09] They've got no time for the ordinary muck

[00:01:12] The inflammatory pap of the dirty book-shops

[00:01:16] Grotty erotica never gets a look-in

[00:01:19] Not in a policeman's jig-jig

[00:01:22] No they like a bit of class if it's going to be banned;

[00:01:26] A masterpiece comes in right hand-y

[00:01:30] Preferably something they don't understand

[00:01:33] Is grist to the policeman's jig-jig

[00:01:40] Then back to the nick with whoops and cries

[00:01:44] Bearing aloft their pornographic prize-s

[00:01:47] Brew a pot of tea and feast their eyes

[00:01:50] On the pickings of the policeman's jig-jig

[00:01:53] If it's a picture or a book that shows a bit of style

[00:01:57] They whisper to each other with maidenly smiles:

[00:02:01] "I don't get it so it must be vile"

[00:02:04] Such is the policeman's jig-jig

[00:02:11] Thank you mister policeman for the pure work you do

[00:02:14] If those dirty things were open to the public view

[00:02:17] We'd all get bulging eyes and nasty habits just like you

[00:02:24] If we did a policeman's jig-jig