《Happy Birthday To You (口白)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Money Song - Dean Martin (迪安·马丁)/Jerry Lewis

[00:00:14] If you got it you don't need it

[00:00:17] If you need it you don't got it

[00:00:20] You don't get shame on you

[00:00:23] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:00:27] Them that have it get more of it

[00:00:30] Less they need it the more they love it

[00:00:33] And it sticks to them like glue

[00:00:36] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:00:40] Ask the rich man he'll confess

[00:00:44] Money can't buy happiness

[00:00:47] Ask the poor man he don't doubt

[00:00:50] But he'd rather be miserable with than without

[00:00:53] If you spend it please be wiser

[00:00:56] If you save it you're a miser

[00:00:59] You don't want it you're cuckoo

[00:01:02] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:01:07] La la money

[00:01:10] Oh shut up Jerry what are you doing

[00:01:12] I'm singing

[00:01:12] This is singing

[00:01:13] Don't you like it

[00:01:14] No I don't like it you want to sing with me

[00:01:17] Can I sing with you

[00:01:18] Sure you can

[00:01:18] Alright

[00:01:19] If I do not need it badly

[00:01:23] Folks will give it to you gladly

[00:01:26] But I need it

[00:01:27] Nuts to you

[00:01:29] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:01:33] If I am lucky and I make it

[00:01:36] You'll be frightened

[00:01:37] But who can take it

[00:01:39] The Internal Reveno

[00:01:43] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:01:46] Birds don't got it still they sing

[00:01:50] Eating winds up on the wing

[00:01:53] Ideal lives some folks affirm

[00:01:56] So okay you're a bird but suppose you're a woman

[00:01:59] It's a bad thing oh yes very

[00:02:02] For the germs and sanitary

[00:02:05] Will you have some Oh thank you

[00:02:09] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:02:13] If I got it

[00:02:27] Who's got it

[00:02:27] I don't need it

[00:02:28] But I need it

[00:02:29] If you need it

[00:02:30] And I need it

[00:02:31] You don't got it

[00:02:32] But I want it

[00:02:33] You can't get it shame on you

[00:02:35] What can I do

[00:02:36] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:02:39] Them that have it

[00:02:40] Where'd they get it

[00:02:41] Get more of it

[00:02:42] Can they keep it

[00:02:43] The less they need it

[00:02:44] Who don't need it

[00:02:44] The more they love it

[00:02:45] And how they love it

[00:02:47] And it sticks to them like glue

[00:02:48] Boo hoo

[00:02:49] Funny funny funny what money can do

[00:02:52] Money money we love you

[00:02:56] Funny funny funny you can do