《Two For The Price Of One》歌词

[00:00:01] Two For The Price Of One

[00:00:15] He had what you might call a trivial occupation

[00:00:18] He cleaned the platforms of the local railway station

[00:00:23] With no romance in his life - sometimes he wished he had a wife

[00:00:27] He read the matrimonial advertising pages

[00:00:33] The cries for help from different people' different ages

[00:00:37] But they had nothing to say' at least not until the day'

[00:00:41] When something special he read' this is what it said

[00:00:50] If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

[00:00:56] Two for the price of one

[00:00:59] We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

[00:01:05] Two for the price of one

[00:01:07] If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

[00:01:13] Two for the price of one

[00:01:15] We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

[00:01:21] Two for the price of one

[00:01:37] He called the number and a voice said "Alice Whiting"

[00:01:41] The voice was husky and it sounded quite exciting

[00:01:45] He was amazed at his luck' the purest streak of gold he'd struck

[00:01:51] He said' I read your ad' it sounded rather thrilling

[00:01:55] I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling

[00:01:59] Why don't we meet for a chat' the three of us in my flat

[00:02:04] I can't forget what I read

[00:02:08] This is what it said

[00:02:12] If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

[00:02:18] Two for the price of one

[00:02:20] We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

[00:02:27] Two for the price of one

[00:02:29] If you dream' of the girl for you' then call us and get

[00:02:35] Two for the price of one

[00:02:38] We're the answer' if you feel blue' so call us and get

[00:02:44] Two for the price of one

[00:02:47] She said 'I'm sure we must be perfect for each other'

[00:02:51] And if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother '