《Birds and Bees》歌词

[00:00:00] Birds and Bees - Scary Bitches

[00:00:16] My mother saw me kiss a boy

[00:00:18] When I was only ten

[00:00:20] Well you might think that's not too bad

[00:00:22] But things were different then

[00:00:24] She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees she said

[00:00:28] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:00:32] She pulled me to her side and she sat me on her knees she said

[00:00:36] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:00:39] She said always use a condom you can do just what you please

[00:00:43] They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs

[00:00:48] Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and

[00:00:56] Said all men are bastards

[00:00:57] There's two things they want from you

[00:01:00] Someone at home to cook their meals

[00:01:02] And someone they can screw

[00:01:03] Then after twenty seven years

[00:01:06] They'll get a little itch

[00:01:08] And they'll run off and leave you

[00:01:10] For some thirty year old bitch

[00:01:12] My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said

[00:01:16] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:01:19] She said if you use a condom you can do just what you please

[00:01:24] They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs

[00:01:28] I don't think my mother liked boys very much

[00:01:33] Then your thoughts might turn to girlies

[00:01:35] Don't fight it it's okay

[00:01:37] There really is no problem

[00:01:39] If you find out that you're gay

[00:01:41] But you might find it hard to form

[00:01:43] Long term relationships

[00:01:45] So my advice just grab the girl

[00:01:47] Who's got the biggest tits

[00:01:49] My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said

[00:01:53] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:01:57] She said always use a condom you can do just what you please

[00:02:01] They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs

[00:02:05] Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and

[00:02:12] When she runs off with someone else

[00:02:15] It might not be the end

[00:02:17] Cause you might take a fancy

[00:02:19] To our fine four legged things

[00:02:21] But their bits are all in different parts

[00:02:23] You won't know what to do

[00:02:25] So I bought this book with diagrams

[00:02:27] Especially for you

[00:02:29] My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said

[00:02:33] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:02:36] She said always use a condom you can do just what you please

[00:02:41] They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs

[00:02:45] Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and

[00:02:53] Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and

[00:03:00] Or you might turn to your family

[00:03:03] A couple's not too bad

[00:03:04] Just remember uncle Kevin's mine

[00:03:07] And don't go with your dad

[00:03:09] I said ma don't patronize me

[00:03:11] Don't take me for a fool

[00:03:13] Everything you've said we learned three years ago in school

[00:03:17] My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said

[00:03:21] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:03:24] She said always use a condom you can do just what you please

[00:03:29] They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs

[00:03:33] My mother pulled me to her side sat me on her knees she said

[00:03:37] I think it's time that you and I discussed the birds and bees

[00:03:40] She said always use a condom you can do just what you please

[00:03:44] They stop you getting pregnant and catchings STDs

[00:03:49] Birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and bees and birds and

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