《The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song - Paul

[00:00:02] It's not December

[00:00:04] It's barely even November

[00:00:08] Outside it's still too warm for snow to fall

[00:00:13] Halloween was yesterday

[00:00:15] And winter's still a ways away

[00:00:18] But try to tell that to the folks down at the mall

[00:00:25] Insides a winter wonderland

[00:00:28] I'm sorry I don't understand

[00:00:31] Cause mistletoe on veteran's day seems wrong

[00:00:37] But the shops are filled with christmas cheer

[00:00:40] And on the speakers all you hear

[00:00:43] Is the way too early christmas song

[00:00:50] Leaves just started changing

[00:00:52] But the stores are rearranging

[00:00:56] Their dé cor to wintry christmas themes

[00:01:02] See the red and green displays

[00:01:04] Just 58 more shopping days

[00:01:07] And cardboard elves are planting plastic trees

[00:01:13] Jesus in his manger cradle

[00:01:16] Plus a little token dreidel

[00:01:19] In a big display next to the cinnabon

[00:01:25] With three wise men and gifts they bring

[00:01:27] Just plug them in and they all sing

[00:01:30] The way too early christmas song

[00:01:37] I know you need to satisfy your investors

[00:01:42] But couldn't you wait at least until the savior's third trimester

[00:01:52] Finally just outside the master cuts

[00:01:55] Was santa and that fat bastards

[00:01:58] Ho ho ho ing drove me up the wall

[00:02:03] Something snapped I lost control

[00:02:07] And kicked him square in his north pole

[00:02:10] And as he dropped I decked him in his halls

[00:02:16] So my friends I wish you well

[00:02:20] From the mall security holding cell

[00:02:22] I hope that they don't keep me here too long

[00:02:28] May you and yours find peace and love

[00:02:31] Unless you are the writer of

[00:02:35] The way too early christmas song