《The Blank Husband Epidemic》歌词

[00:00:00] The Blank Husband Epidemic - Of Montreal

[00:00:12] My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

[00:00:17] Who hated his job and hated his life

[00:00:22] So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy

[00:00:25] Off of a bridge because he hated his car

[00:00:29] And he hated his life

[00:00:32] He couldn't silence the ever present thought

[00:00:36] I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful manâ

[00:00:41] And his heart was blank

[00:00:43] Don't we know what blank people are good for

[00:00:47] What they are

[00:00:58] My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

[00:01:02] Who just couldn't escape or catch a break

[00:01:07] So he wanted to ride his bike

[00:01:10] Blindfolded into traffic

[00:01:12] Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life

[00:01:17] His heart was consumed with guilt

[00:01:20] From the knowledge he had not

[00:01:22] Become a successful man

[00:01:24] He was an unsuccessful man

[00:01:26] And his heart was blank

[00:01:28] Don't we know what blank people are good for

[00:01:32] What they are

[00:01:44] Till one day my Auntie introduced him

[00:01:48] To her friend named Gwendoline

[00:01:52] And she must have made a stunning first impression

[00:01:56] Because he left my Auntie

[00:01:58] And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline

[00:02:04] But my Auntie didn't care

[00:02:07] She knew she could find

[00:02:09] Another blank husband anywhere

[00:02:12] By God they're everywhere

[00:02:20] My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband