《The Sideboard Song》歌词

[00:00:00] The Sideboard Song - Chas & Dave

[00:00:04] Mother phoned up last night she was going spare

[00:00:06] She was in a temper pulling out her hair

[00:00:07] Your sisters brought in this scruffy looking head

[00:00:09] Father don't give a monkeys this is what he said

[00:00:11] I don't care I don't care I don't care

[00:00:14] If he comes round here

[00:00:15] I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:00:18] If he comes round here

[00:00:19] I said to me mother let me have a talk to dad

[00:00:21] So he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad

[00:00:23] Says she's got no sense the silly little cow

[00:00:24] And if he comes round here there's gonna be a row

[00:00:27] I don't care I don't care I don't care

[00:00:29] If he comes round here

[00:00:30] I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:00:33] If he comes round here

[00:00:34] I'll tell you something else and all he's never got a job

[00:00:36] He hangs around the betting shop the lazy little yob

[00:00:38] Mother says calm down dad has alright

[00:00:40] There out there snogging in the passage all night

[00:00:42] I don't care I don't care I don't care

[00:00:44] If he comes round here

[00:00:45] I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:00:48] If he comes round here

[00:00:49] If he comes round here

[00:00:50] I've got my beer let Mother sort it out

[00:00:52] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:00:54] Let Mother sort it out

[00:00:55] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:00:57] Think he was a tramp with a stubble on his chin

[00:00:58] He looks like something that the cats brought in

[00:01:00] Never got no money smokes all my fags

[00:01:02] Got holes in his soles and he's hanging in rags

[00:01:04] On top of that he says I tell you why I got the hump

[00:01:06] She had a skinny little belly now its sticking out the front

[00:01:08] There's nothing seems to fit her she's a running out of clothes

[00:01:10] If he thinks he's takin liberties I'll punch him on the nose

[00:01:12] I don't care I don't care I don't care

[00:01:14] If he comes round here

[00:01:15] I got my beer and a sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:01:18] If he comes round here

[00:01:19] If he comes round here

[00:01:20] I've got my beer let Mother sort it out

[00:01:22] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:01:23] Let Mother sort it out

[00:01:25] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:01:42] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here

[00:01:45] I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:01:48] If he comes round here

[00:01:49] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here

[00:01:53] I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:01:55] If he comes round here

[00:01:57] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:00] I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:02:03] If he comes round here

[00:02:04] If he comes round here

[00:02:04] I've got my beer let Mother sort it out

[00:02:07] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:02:08] Let Mother sort it out

[00:02:09] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:11] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:15] I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:02:17] If he comes round here

[00:02:19] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:22] I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:02:25] If he comes round here

[00:02:26] If he comes round here

[00:02:27] I've got my beer let Mother sort it out

[00:02:29] In the sideboard here got my beer

[00:02:30] Let Mother sort it out

[00:02:32] I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:34] I don't care I don't care I don't care if he comes round here

[00:02:37] I got my beer in the sideboard here let mother sort it out

[00:02:40] If he comes round here