《Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo - Album Version》歌词

[00:00:00] We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose

[00:00:04] And we all know frosty who's made out of snow

[00:00:08] But all of those stories seem kind of Gay

[00:00:12] Cos we all know who brightens up our holiday

[00:00:22] Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo

[00:00:25] Small and Brown he comes from you

[00:00:27] Sit on the toilet here he comes

[00:00:29] Squeeze him tween your festive buns

[00:00:32] A present from down below

[00:00:34] Speading joy with a 'howdy ho

[00:00:37] He's seen the love inside of you

[00:00:39] Cos he's a piece of poo

[00:00:41] Sometimes he's nutty sometimes he's corny

[00:00:43] He can be brown or greenish-brown

[00:00:46] But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve

[00:00:48] He might come to your town

[00:00:50] Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

[00:00:53] He loves me I love you

[00:00:55] Therefore vicariously he loves you

[00:00:57] 'I can make a Mr Hankey too

[00:01:02] Well Kyle where is he

[00:01:05] Uh he's coming

[00:01:07] Come on dude Push

[00:01:09] I'm trying'

[00:01:10] Wait Wait I can see his head

[00:01:12] Here he comes

[00:01:16] HOWDY HO

[00:01:18] I'm Mr Hankey the Christmas poo

[00:01:21] Seasons greetings to all of you

[00:01:23] Lets sing songs and dance and play

[00:01:26] Now before I melt away

[00:01:28] Here's a game I like to play

[00:01:30] Stick me in your mouth and try to say

[00:01:32] 'Howdy ho ho yum yum yum

[00:01:35] Christmas time has come

[00:01:37] Sometimes he's runny sometimes he's firm

[00:01:39] Sometimes he practically water

[00:01:42] Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

[00:01:44] And wont fall in the toilet

[00:01:45] Cos he's just clinging to your sphincter

[00:01:47] And he wont drop off

[00:01:49] And so you shake yourass around

[00:01:50] And try to get it to drop in the toilet

[00:01:51] And finally it does

[00:01:54] Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo

[00:01:57] Christmas leaves he must leave too

[00:01:59] Flush him down but he's never gone

[00:02:04] His smell and his spirit lingers on

[00:02:11] Howdy ho