《Gertcha》歌词

[00:00:01] Gertcha - Chas & Dave

[00:00:07] Now there's a word that I don't understand

[00:00:10] I hear it every day from my old man

[00:00:14] It may be Cockney rhyming slang

[00:00:16] It ain't in no school book

[00:00:21] He says it every time that he gets mad

[00:00:24] A regular caution is my old dad

[00:00:28] Rub the old man up the wrong way

[00:00:30] Bet your life you'll hear him say

[00:00:35] Gertcha cowson gertcha

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[00:00:39] When the kids are swinging on the gate

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[00:00:43] When the paperboy's half an hour late

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[00:00:46] When the pigeons are pecking at his seed

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[00:00:50] When the farmer starts digging up his weeds

[00:00:52] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:00:56] Bar stool preaching

[00:00:58] That's the old man's game

[00:01:03] Now the old man was a Desert Rat

[00:01:06] Khaki shorts and a khaki hat

[00:01:09] How me mother could have fancied that

[00:01:12] I just don't know

[00:01:16] But when the enemy came in sight

[00:01:20] They gave up without a fight

[00:01:24] They rubbed him up the wrong way

[00:01:25] This is what they heard him say

[00:01:31] Gertcha cowson gertcha

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[00:01:35] When me rock and roll records wake him up

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[00:01:38] When the Poles knock England out of the cup

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[00:01:42] When the kids are banging on his door

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[00:01:45] When the barman won't serve him any more

[00:01:48] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:01:52] Bar stool preaching

[00:01:54] He's always been the same

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[00:02:30] When the dog's left a message on the step

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[00:02:33] Lester Piggott when he lost it by a neck

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[00:02:37] When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes

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[00:02:40] When the houseflies are flying round his food

[00:02:43] Gertcha cowson gertcha

[00:02:47] Bar stool preaching

[00:02:49] He's always been the same

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[00:03:08] When me mother says he can't go down the pub

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[00:03:11] Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club

[00:03:14] Gertcha

[00:03:15] When the tomcats when they're kicking up a din

[00:03:17] Gertcha

[00:03:18] Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in

[00:03:21] Gertcha

[00:03:21] When me mother locks him out of the flat

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[00:03:25] When it's raining and he can't find his hat

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[00:03:28] In the mornings when his motorcar won't go

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[00:03:32] Next-door neighbour when he won't give him a tow

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