《Too Drunk to Karaoke》歌词

[00:00:00] Too Drunk to Karaoke - Toby Keith (托比·凯斯)/Jimmy Buffett

[00:00:12] Last night at the bar it was karaoke night

[00:00:20] Yeah everybody down there was feeling alright

[00:00:28] They got big margarita pitchers two for one

[00:00:33] Yum yum

[00:00:36] They were feeling footloose and ready for some fun

[00:00:40] When I signed up I was ready to go

[00:00:47] But they didn't call my name for an hour or so

[00:00:55] Damned if they didn't make me wait too long

[00:01:03] I was in no kinda shape to sing a Jon Bon song

[00:01:07] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:11] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:15] If you keep on drinkin' you're gonna be

[00:01:19] Too drunk to karaoke just like me

[00:01:23] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:27] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:01:31] Well the place got rockin' temptation was strong

[00:01:39] All the pretty girls kept a eggin' me on

[00:01:46] Well I shoulda kept my flip flops glued to the chair

[00:01:54] But no I jumped right up and slicked back my hair

[00:01:58] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:02] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:06] You can sing in the shower till you sound real good

[00:02:10] You can terrorize the whole damn neighborhood

[00:02:14] But when you hit that stage with that mic in your hand

[00:02:18] You better pace yourself son if you wanna have fans

[00:02:22] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:25] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:02:46] If you ask me hell I killed that song

[00:02:50] When I looked around everybody was gone

[00:03:01] Except a couple of bouncers 'bout half my age

[00:03:09] They grabbed the microphone and threw me off the stage

[00:03:13] You're too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:15] That's what they told me

[00:03:17] You're too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:19] How can that be

[00:03:21] You don't have to be good don't have to be refined

[00:03:25] You just have to be a legend in your own mind

[00:03:29] Don't have to rehearse or even sing on key

[00:03:32] Just prove that theory of drunkativity

[00:03:37] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:41] Too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:43] Look at me

[00:03:45] You're too drunk to karaoke

[00:03:47] Just like me

[00:03:48] Too drunk to karaoke