《If You Were Gay》歌词

[00:00:00] If You Were Gay - John Tartaglia

[00:00:02] Aah an afternoon alone with

[00:00:04] My favorite book Broadway

[00:00:06] Musicals of the 1940s

[00:00:09] No roommate to bother me

[00:00:10] How could it get any better than this

[00:00:13] Oh hi Rod

[00:00:14] Hi Nicky

[00:00:15] Hey Rod you'll never

[00:00:16] Guess what happened to

[00:00:17] Me on the subway this morning

[00:00:18] This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

[00:00:22] That's very interesting

[00:00:23] He was being real friendly

[00:00:25] And I think he was coming on to me

[00:00:28] I think he might've thought I was gay

[00:00:32] Ahem so uh why are you telling me this

[00:00:34] Why should I care

[00:00:36] I don't care

[00:00:36] What did you have for lunch today

[00:00:38] Oh you don't have to get

[00:00:39] All defensive about it

[00:00:40] I'm NOT getting defensive

[00:00:42] What do I care about some gay guy you met okay

[00:00:44] I'm trying to read

[00:00:46] Oh I didn't mean anything by it

[00:00:48] I just think it's something we should be able to talk about

[00:00:51] I don't want to talk about it

[00:00:53] This conversation is over

[00:00:53] Yeah but

[00:00:54] OVER

[00:00:56] Well okay but just so you know

[00:00:59] IF YOU WERE GAY

[00:01:02] THAT'D BE OKAY

[00:01:04] I MEAN 'CAUSE HEY

[00:01:07] I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY

[00:01:10] BECAUSE YOU SEE

[00:01:12] IF IT WERE ME

[00:01:15] I WOULD FEEL FREE

[00:01:16] TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY

[00:01:18] BUT I'M NOT GAY

[00:01:20] Nicky please

[00:01:22] I am trying to read

[00:01:27] What

[00:01:27] IF YOU WERE QUEER

[00:01:29] Ah Nickey

[00:01:30] I'D STILL BE HERE

[00:01:31] Nickey I'm trying to read this book

[00:01:33] YEAR AFTER YEAR

[00:01:34] Nickey

[00:01:34] BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR

[00:01:36] TO ME

[00:01:37] Argh

[00:01:37] AND I KNOW THAT YOU

[00:01:39] What

[00:01:40] WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO

[00:01:41] I would

[00:01:42] IF I TOLD YOU TODAY

[00:01:44] HEY GUESS WHAT

[00:01:45] I'M GAY

[00:01:46] BUT I'M NOT GAY

[00:01:48] I'M HAPPY

[00:01:50] JUST BEING WITH YOU

[00:01:51] High Button Shoes Pal Joey

[00:01:53] SO WHAT SHOULD IT

[00:01:54] MATTER TO ME

[00:01:55] WHAT YOU DO IN BED

[00:01:57] WITH GUYS

[00:01:58] Nickey that's GROSS

[00:01:59] No it's not

[00:02:00] IF YOU WERE GAY

[00:02:03] I'D SHOUT HOORAY

[00:02:05] I am not listening

[00:02:05] AND HERE I'D STAY

[00:02:07] La la la la la

[00:02:08] BUT I WOULDN'T GET

[00:02:09] IN YOUR WAY

[00:02:10] Aaaah

[00:02:10] YOU CAN COUNT ON ME

[00:02:12] TO ALWAYS BE

[00:02:14] BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY

[00:02:16] TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY

[00:02:18] YOU WERE JUST BORN

[00:02:19] THAT WAY

[00:02:20] AND AS THEY SAY

[00:02:21] IT'S IN YOUR DNA

[00:02:22] YOU'RE GAY

[00:02:23] BUT I'M NOT GAY

[00:02:25] If you were gay

[00:02:26] Argh