《Short but Funky》歌词

[00:00:00] Short but Funky - Too $hort

[00:00:10] Life is too short but now it's kind of funky

[00:00:12] I make the beats for me and my homies

[00:00:14] Newspaper reporters and others always ask me

[00:00:17] Why I'm X-rated and I rap so nasty

[00:00:19] When I was a teen I did nothing else

[00:00:22] But pick up a pen and express myself

[00:00:24] The things I wrote were obsene and kind of dirty

[00:00:27] But mama always said the truth couldn't hurt me

[00:00:29] She also said that it would set me free

[00:00:32] I guess she was R-I-G-H-T on the nail

[00:00:35] Cause now I'm out making my mail

[00:00:37] It all started out from a freaky tale

[00:00:39] If that's what sells then I'm a stick with it

[00:00:41] Short Dog ain't changing so forget it

[00:00:44] You can sell out if you want to homie

[00:00:46] But I'm a stay short but funky

[00:01:08] Don't stop just call it verse two

[00:01:11] It's Short Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

[00:01:13] Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro

[00:01:15] I might say something that your mother don't like so

[00:01:18] Don't play it loud if she's around to see

[00:01:21] But you can play this cause it's rated PG

[00:01:23] When I'm rated X I'm just having my fun

[00:01:25] I bring a smile to each and every one

[00:01:28] But there's a serious side in everything I say

[00:01:30] Life is too short for you to wait 'til the next day

[00:01:33] Just straighten up your life and you can start right here

[00:01:35] Drop the coc*ine and the bottles of beer

[00:01:38] People always say it ain't right to preach

[00:01:40] But take my advice get wise and reach for the sky

[00:01:44] So you can live like a king homie

[00:01:46] And I'm a stay short but funky

[00:02:27] You never catch me on the mic rappin' a dance tune

[00:02:29] I like it kind of mellow with the sound of the bass boom

[00:02:32] The style is mine I've been doing it for ten

[00:02:34] You might say it's simple but I'm making my ends

[00:02:36] See I don't trip on a punk cause I jack him

[00:02:39] Too $hort plus the cuss words equals platinum

[00:02:40] What would I look like dancing on a stage

[00:02:44] I wave my hand and do it like the old days

[00:02:46] But some dumb fool want to take it out of hand

[00:02:50] With 50 million dancers and a big old band

[00:02:52] That ain't me I'm from the old school

[00:02:54] Play the instrumental get the mic and I'm cool

[00:02:56] Cause I'm an Oaktown mack and it's like that so

[00:02:58] It all comes out in my records and my stage show

[00:03:01] In my category I'm the one and only

[00:03:04] And I'm a stay short but funky

[00:03:09] Hey yo that's it

[00:03:18] Baby Jesus

[00:03:44] Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew