《Harper Valley P.T.A.》歌词

[00:00:00] Harper Valley P.T.A. - Leapy Lee

[00:00:09] I want to tell you all the story

[00:00:11] Bout a harper valley widowed wife

[00:00:17] Who had a teenage daughter

[00:00:19] Who attended harper valley junior high

[00:00:24] Well her daughter came home one afternoon

[00:00:27] And didn't even stop to play

[00:00:32] And she said mom i got a note here

[00:00:34] From the harper valley pta

[00:00:40] Well the note says mrs johnson

[00:00:42] You're wearing your dresses way too high

[00:00:48] It's reported you've been drinkin'

[00:00:50] And a runnin' round with men and goin' wild

[00:00:56] And we don't believe you ought to be

[00:00:58] A bringin' up your little girl this way

[00:01:03] And it was signed by the secretary

[00:01:06] Harper valley pta

[00:01:11] Well it happened that the pta

[00:01:14] Was gonna meet that very afternoon

[00:01:19] And they were sure surprised

[00:01:21] When mrs johnson wore her miniskirt into the room

[00:01:27] And as she walked up to the blackboard

[00:01:29] I can still recall the words she had to say

[00:01:35] She said i'd like to address this meeting

[00:01:37] Of the harper valley pta

[00:01:42] Well there's bobby taylor sittin' there

[00:01:45] And seven times he asked me for a date

[00:01:50] And mrs taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice

[00:01:53] Whenever he's away

[00:01:58] And mr baker can you tell us

[00:02:00] Why your secretary had to leave this town

[00:02:06] And shouldn't widow jones be told

[00:02:08] To keep her window shades all pulled completely down

[00:02:14] Well mr harper couldn't be here

[00:02:15] Cause he stayed too long at kelly's bar again

[00:02:21] And if you'll smell shirley thompson's breath

[00:02:24] You'll find she's had a little nip of gin

[00:02:29] And then you have the nerve to tell me

[00:02:31] You think that as a mother i'm not fit

[00:02:37] Well this is just a little payton place

[00:02:39] And you're all harper valley hypocrites

[00:02:45] No i wouldn't put you on

[00:02:47] Because it really did it happened just this way

[00:02:52] That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta

[00:03:00] That day my mama socked it to the harper valley pta