《Plants vs. Zombies》歌词

[00:00:00] Plants vs. Zombies - Dan Bull/Boyinaband

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[00:00:05] Hey what's happening Z

[00:00:07] What's that you're battling me

[00:00:08] Well actually

[00:00:08] You're about to meet my gatling pea

[00:00:10] I send you back to sleep

[00:00:11] You can come and take a dirt nap with me

[00:00:13] You must be low on chloroplasts

[00:00:15] Because your raps are weak

[00:00:16] I'm causing a solar eclipse

[00:00:17] For the whole of your clique

[00:00:18] So nobody's growing an inch

[00:00:20] 'Til I roll over you

[00:00:21] Pins

[00:00:21] You've got all the greens roots and pea shooters

[00:00:24] So it's kind of ironic that your efforts seem fruitless

[00:00:27] We're zombies

[00:00:28] Yeah you better be very scared of us

[00:00:29] Because just for you we're temporarily vegetarians

[00:00:32] Player

[00:00:32] Yeah but comparing

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[00:00:34] Is apples and oranges

[00:00:35] Zombies

[00:00:35] That's cos we're opposites

[00:00:36] Capitalists and communists

[00:00:38] Capulets and montagues

[00:00:39] Come on just be honest dude

[00:00:40] You can't do half the practical shit that monty don't

[00:00:43] Could do

[00:00:43] I'm the sweetest glucose producer

[00:00:46] The yonkers of conkers

[00:00:47] Odd fuschia

[00:00:48] Bring your whole ground force

[00:00:50] I mow down foes

[00:00:51] True to my roots so don't doubt I won't go

[00:00:53] Down low

[00:00:54] Oh wow whoa

[00:00:55] The grass is always greener

[00:00:57] Don't doubt yo

[00:00:58] My raps is always meaner

[00:01:00] Baseball star with my face all scarred

[00:01:02] I will raid your garden and take your car

[00:01:05] And by car I mean brains

[00:01:06] But brains didn't rhyme

[00:01:08] That's why I said that I would take your car

[00:01:11] Mate I'm a gar

[00:01:12] Gantuar

[00:01:13] Really I was thinking what a wanker you are

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[00:01:25] Seriously zombies are the best

[00:01:27] Hit you with mushrooms

[00:01:27] Pow

[00:01:28] Leave a mushroom cloud

[00:01:29] That's one fewer task that I must do now

[00:01:32] Feel the flower power of my power flower

[00:01:34] Our powers combined will keep you routed for hours

[00:01:36] The jack bauer of flowers

[00:01:38] Attack towers I'll clout you

[00:01:39] I smack cowboys and doubters

[00:01:41] Pirates and parrots

[00:01:41] Keep them out of my house

[00:01:43] Raa

[00:01:43] Ha haha ha

[00:01:44] Man I laugh at your ballads

[00:01:46] Hmm what's on the menu

[00:01:47] I think I'm having a salad

[00:01:49] Traverse your astroturf

[00:01:49] 'Til the dirt is a path and I'll prove

[00:01:51] I'm the top rapper in the popcap back catalogue dude

[00:01:54] Yay

[00:01:54] When you all attacked I'd have thought you must be

[00:01:56] Insane

[00:01:57] If it weren't for the mutual lack of a functioning

[00:01:59] Brain

[00:02:00] It ain't wise to go against the grain

[00:02:02] I'm a thorn in your side causing no end of

[00:02:04] Pain

[00:02:05] It's a joke you think your flowers are powerful

[00:02:07] Ha ha

[00:02:07] You know the tower defence

[00:02:09] I know the tau of war

[00:02:10] Whoa

[00:02:10] That's a lie that's a lie

[00:02:11] You're just cadavers in morgues

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[00:02:13] But you could even be defeated by a shambling corpse

[00:02:16] Oh

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[00:02:26] Oh

[00:02:27] Call me a bonehead

[00:02:27] 'Cause you can see the bone in my head

[00:02:29] Call me a cone head

[00:02:30] Because I put a cone on my head

[00:02:32] Yeah

[00:02:32] I don't need to be clever

[00:02:33] My lines are so nice check it

[00:02:35] Urgh

[00:02:36] We're kind of concise

[00:02:37] And I'm not entirely sure

[00:02:39] Why there are hordes of violent corpses

[00:02:40] At the side of the lawn either

[00:02:42] But we are inclined to use force

[00:02:43] Well I'd say that you brainless failures

[00:02:45] Were a pain in the anus

[00:02:46] But that ain't the way that I do away with

[00:02:48] My waste 'cuz

[00:02:49] If you ain't hearing this

[00:02:50] I make you face my acespearagus

[00:02:52] There ain't a way that I can make it clearer

[00:02:54] Than this

[00:02:54] Liches should know

[00:02:55] I ditch the bitches and hoes

[00:02:56] For ditches and hoes

[00:02:57] And so I'm soaking you pricks with my hose

[00:02:59] Ha

[00:03:00] I'll murderize you

[00:03:02] You're in deep shit now

[00:03:04] Fertilizer

[00:03:05] I'll chow down on your hard fiber into my carcass

[00:03:07] 'Cause it's harvest time and I'm the combine harvester

[00:03:10] Nah man I'm sick bruh

[00:03:12] Fam I spit bars

[00:03:13] Like alan titch marsh

[00:03:14] If he had a kid with rick ross

[00:03:16] Me I'm boasting on bumping beats

[00:03:18] 'Bout roasting you punks like pumpkin seeds

[00:03:21] Me

[00:03:22] Hard nut

[00:03:23] You

[00:03:23] Bars suck

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[00:03:47] Ugh