《Dance Contest》歌词

[00:00:00] Dance Contest - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)

[00:00:02] One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this

[00:00:06] Particular place

[00:00:06] Because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to

[00:00:12] How you say in the trade

[00:00:13] Audience participation

[00:00:18] Now if there's one thing

[00:00:19] That I really like it's uh

[00:00:21] Audience participation

[00:00:22] Now listen I gotta figure out something that I can

[00:00:28] Uh-do you think we should have another

[00:00:30] Dance contest tonight

[00:00:34] Oh bey-the injured person dance contest

[00:00:41] Well let's see Awright

[00:00:45] I'll tell you what we're going to do

[00:00:47] Here's a here's a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety aw-righty

[00:00:50] Hey Okay "

[00:00:55] "You are great man-you are great You are the best baby

[00:00:59] Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm'

[00:01:01] All right now wait a minute-what's your name Hey hey-what's your name """

[00:01:05] Butch

[00:01:07] Awright the dynamic Butch Here's a girl who wants to dance with Butch What's your name

[00:01:16] "Lena "

[00:01:17] "What "

[00:01:18] Lena

[00:01:19] "Lena meet Butch Okay Lena and Butch couple number one Hell

[00:01:27] Heh Okay let's see-that guy there with his

[00:01:30] That-that one there with the teeshirt on-no no

[00:01:32] The other one-this one-no no-no no no wait a minute

[00:01:36] Wait well you're-actually

[00:01:37] You're very nice though Would you like to

[00:01:40] Come up here Okay but d'you think you can behave yourself

[00:01:43] Okay what's your name "

[00:01:51] "Awright now wait a minute Awright awright now wait "

[00:01:56] "Frank you're my buddy Amh mmf' '

[00:02:00] "Awright now wait a minute wait a minute I have an important message

[00:02:02] To deliver to all the cute people all over the world If you're out there and you're

[00:02:08] Not cute maybe you're beautiful I just want to tell you somethin'-there's more

[00:02:11] Of us ugly mother-f**kers than you are hey-y so watch out Now "

[00:02:17] "Will you bring my girlfriend on stage maybe "

[00:02:19] "Sure All right now you-he wants to get his girlfriend-go get your girlfriend "

[00:02:24] "Hey Zap "

[00:02:26] "Good to see you again "

[00:02:27] "Squeak "

[00:02:28] "I know "

[00:02:29] "I ain't no f**king queer "

[00:02:30] "All right now look here's what we're going to do Awright Now This-it'll

[00:02:37] Be mashed I'll save them I'll save them for later "

[00:02:42] "I'm not a f**king queer "

[00:02:44] "This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he is not a queer

[00:02:49] He's not queer he's not queer Awright and now You are going to dance