《Bremelo(Album Version|Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:01] SIR MIX-A-LOT

[00:00:10] Here＇s a gory kinda story ＇bout an obese freak

[00:00:13] With a forty inch waist and a ten inch beak

[00:00:15] Overweight and out of shape with a triple chin

[00:00:18] Her brassiere strikes fear in the hearts of men

[00:00:21] The Girls a bremelo

[00:00:26] The Girls a bremelo

[00:00:31] Me and Terry hopped a ferry we were lookin Swass

[00:00:34] When a dip hit the ship we were almost tossed

[00:00:36] It was a big bremelo standing on my toe

[00:00:39] An enormous jelly-belly tryin＇ to say hello

[00:00:41] I was really kinda frightened as she looked my way

[00:00:44] I tried to run because here buns made the ferry sway

[00:00:46] To be blunt she was fat and ready for combat

[00:00:49] On the way to Bremerton where the fat is at

[00:00:52] The Girls a bremelo

[00:01:02] Let＇s Go

[00:01:13] I＇m not fakin＇ or mistaken＇ ＇bout the big ol＇ duck

[00:01:15] She had hairy underarms and a whoppin＇ gut

[00:01:18] Her hair was short and wavy drove my pit bull crazy

[00:01:20] A Bremerton beast chasin＇ fella＇s in the Navy

[00:01:23] At the movie she＇s the feature the Bremerton creature

[00:01:26] Ya＇ wear a life jacket if ya ever try and freak her

[00:01:28] Look at her physique she ain＇t my kinda freak

[00:01:31] The floor creaks when the beast starts reaching her peak

[00:01:33] The Girls a bremelo

[00:01:54] Change the beat

[00:01:55] You can＇t ignore the way she snores ＇＇cause she blows down doors

[00:01:58] Baby＇s got the kinda face only a mother adores

[00:01:59] A big basket ball head with her ten inch feet

[00:02:02] Big lips No hips with the smell of a beast

[00:02:05] I couldn＇t put her in my Caddy or my tranny would break

[00:02:08] I＇ve heard of dirt because of poverty but she took the cake

[00:02:10] When it comes to Kool-Aid the girl would drink it in pints

[00:02:13] Ya go to school for twenty years and ya still in the ninth

[00:02:15] Ya just a bremelo

[00:02:20] Just a bremelo

[00:02:26] You big triple chinned unattractive duck

[00:02:28] Ya boyfriend beats freaks up to make a buck

[00:02:31] Hangin＇ ＇round Third & Pike on a ten speed bike

[00:02:33] You could say that I＇m a liar but ya know I＇m right

[00:02:36] Ya talk behind my back because I dropped you flat

[00:02:38] And ya never take a shower ＇＇cause ya too damn fat

[00:02:41] So ya man was smart when he broke your heart

[00:02:44] Because if Mix-A-Lot＇d cut cha youd＇a fell apart

[00:02:46] Wearing Polyester slacks with elastic in the back

[00:02:49] You could flatten Schwarzenegger in a wrestling match

[00:02:51] Ya got lips like a character in some cartoon

[00:02:54] With a pink posterior ya big baboon

[00:02:57] Ya just a (Elephant Trumpet)

[00:02:58] (Elephant Trumpet)

[00:03:07] Now Bremerton＇s a city right outside of mine

[00:03:10] Most girls there are ducks but a few are fine

[00:03:12] But the ones that I speak about use their faces catching trout

[00:03:18] Mud Ducks Hocky Pucks Drivers of Mack trucks

[00:03:21] Lame brains Deisel Trains to pick them up you have to strain

[00:03:23] Big Butt Crew Cut Extra-Ordinary Gut

[00:03:26] Big Mamma kinda bod make ya kinda rough