《The Bride Stripped Bare(By The Batchelors)(2007 Digital Remaster)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Bride Stripped Bare (By The Batchelors) (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:00:01] So the boys got together and formed a band

[00:00:03] Uh f-fate played the straight man

[00:00:05] And since then they've never looked back

[00:00:11] Hey you lads welcome to club

[00:00:13] I've seen you on the telly with your

[00:00:14] Long hair and pimples

[00:00:16] (pop-pop)

[00:00:18] We arrived at the gig looking rough

[00:00:20] Not happy we'd all had enough

[00:00:23] Of eight hours on the road

[00:00:28] Legs Larry said he

[00:00:30] "It's the boozer for me dear boy "

[00:00:32] "Yip yip yessiry "

[00:00:34] And the hotel reception was empty and cold

[00:00:36] With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old

[00:00:39] It stank like a rhino house

[00:00:44] Mr Slater said "Oh I can smell Vindaloo "

[00:00:47] "Oh really "

[00:00:48] "No sir O'Reilly "

[00:00:52] Hobnob

[00:00:54] And we wave to the people who frown

[00:00:59] At our hair as we ride into town

[00:01:16] And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear

[00:01:18] In the club where the

[00:01:19] Dohl Pal Show would appear

[00:01:21] In person as themselves

[00:01:23] (arf arf)

[00:01:24] In person as themselves

[00:01:26] Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while

[00:01:29] Before we switched on our theatrical smile

[00:01:32] Hey you remember

[00:01:46] Hot dogs on sale in foyer

[00:01:49] Eyy

[00:01:52] "You can have a drink in your dressing room

[00:01:53] Lads but you can't come into club

[00:01:55] Looking like that We can't oblige Thank you "

[00:01:58] "Hey Redneck "

[00:02:00] "We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye "

[00:02:04] "Aye "

[00:02:05] "That's a brand new scratch on the piano

[00:02:07] Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right "

[00:02:09] "Whoa 'oo did that "

[00:02:10] "I remember one time--"

[00:02:12] "And Buddy "

[00:02:14] "Aye "

[00:02:15] "Put off all thought though in here dunnit "

[00:02:18] "Whoa what "

[00:02:18] "Will you take your empty

[00:02:19] Glasses back to the bar "

[00:02:20] "Any 'artistes' messing in football

[00:02:22] Will be paid off immediately "

[00:02:25] "Hoover "

[00:02:27] "It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter "

[00:02:31] "Five pints of lager and one Coke "

[00:02:36] "You got me lads it's the manager

[00:02:37] That makes the rules "