《Tree Hugger》歌词

[00:00:00] Tree Hugger - Rugburns

[00:00:03] Written by：Steve Poltz

[00:00:07] I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car

[00:00:10] If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves I could travel really far

[00:00:14] I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume

[00:00:17] 'Cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day

[00:00:21] I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice

[00:00:24] On my body I could wear some clothes

[00:00:26] On my voice I have no choice

[00:00:28] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats

[00:00:31] Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats

[00:00:35] I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers

[00:00:38] Oh

[00:00:39] We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

[00:00:42] The earth is so polluted I could never walk barefoot

[00:00:45] Ouch

[00:00:46] On earth day I was going to plant some trees

[00:00:48] But I planted my a** on the couch

[00:00:49] I try to eat what's good for me

[00:00:51] But I like Captain Crunch

[00:00:53] And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of Hawaiian Punch

[00:00:56] I was going to join an ad hoc committee

[00:00:58] But I don't know what ad hoc means

[00:01:00] I think it's a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans

[00:01:04] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats

[00:01:07] Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats

[00:01:11] I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers

[00:01:14] Oh

[00:01:15] We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

[00:01:20] I went to a special school for kids whose parents were Catholic

[00:01:24] On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted

[00:01:25] I always ate four and got sick

[00:01:27] Once I kissed a girl behind the convent and I got really flustered

[00:01:31] I'll never forget the way she smelled

[00:01:33] She tasted just like mustard

[00:01:34] Now every time I go to the market and I reach the mustard row

[00:01:38] I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow

[00:01:41] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats

[00:01:45] Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats

[00:01:49] I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers

[00:01:52] Oh

[00:01:53] We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers

[00:01:57] As a child I was pretty sick

[00:01:59] I could make my arm come out of it's socket

[00:02:01] I used to like a Girl Scout

[00:02:02] Once she put her hand inside of my pocket

[00:02:04] I used to go to church a lot

[00:02:06] I was an altar boy

[00:02:08] Got to ring the bells at Communion time

[00:02:10] It gave me special joy

[00:02:12] Don't know what I believe in now

[00:02:13] I'm filled with foggy guilt

[00:02:15] I'm too scared not to believe in God

[00:02:17] I never touch myself under my quilt

[00:02:19] Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats

[00:02:23] Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats

[00:02:26] I don't need tofu if I've got you to help me forget those buggers

[00:02:30] Oh

[00:02:30] Every day'll be hot dog day and we'll live like a couple tree huggers