《Daffy Duck’s Rhapsody》歌词

[00:00:00] Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc/Howdy Doody

[00:00:06] Greetings

[00:00:10] My name is Daffy

[00:00:13] There's no other duck like me

[00:00:16] Because I'm so daffy

[00:00:19] And the reason I'm daffy

[00:00:22] And so gosh-derned riff-raffy

[00:00:26] And so screwy and laffy

[00:00:29] Is because those hunters won't leave me alone

[00:00:38] Oh why don't they hunt some other animal for a change

[00:00:46] So that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range

[00:00:54] But no duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be

[00:01:03] And I'm so full of bullets I'm lit up like a Christmas tree

[00:01:13] There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance

[00:01:21] I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance

[00:01:31] I would read the latest book

[00:01:33] Go swimming in the babbling brook

[00:01:35] I'd like to fly the seven seas

[00:01:37] Play hide and seek among the trees

[00:01:39] I'd play hop scotch and double dutch

[00:01:40] And this and that and things and such

[00:01:42] I know that isn't asking much

[00:01:44] But all these things I daresn't touch

[00:01:45] It's bang Bang Here and bang Bang There

[00:01:47] Bullets flying everywhere

[00:01:49] I can't stand it any longer

[00:01:51] I get weak and they get stronger

[00:01:52] Hunters to the right of me

[00:01:54] Hunters to the left I see

[00:01:56] Over hill and over dale

[00:01:57] Bullets whizzing past my tail

[00:01:59] There's no rest and there's no peace

[00:02:01] Won't this shooting ever cease

[00:02:02] Morning noon and through the night

[00:02:04] That's why I look such a fright

[00:02:05] Bang Bang Bang

[00:02:06] I'm only sixteen yards ahead

[00:02:08] Bang Bang Bang

[00:02:09] They're shooting straight at me

[00:02:11] Hoo Hoo Hoo

[00:02:12] They won't let up until I'm dead

[00:02:14] Hoo Hoo Hoo

[00:02:15] Why can't they let me be

[00:02:17] Why don't they hunt big wild moose

[00:02:18] Or chase a Ranger on the loose

[00:02:19] There's possums chipmunks caribou

[00:02:21] Or rabbits for a rabbit stew

[00:02:22] Rats and squirrels porcupines

[00:02:23] Monkeys swinging on the vines

[00:02:25] Leopards with or without spots

[00:02:26] Wild cats with or without dots

[00:02:27] Elephants badgers kangaroos

[00:02:28] Lions tigers cows that moo

[00:02:30] Wolf and mice and praire ox

[00:02:31] Red and grey and silver fox

[00:02:32] Daffy They drive me daffy

[00:02:34] Those hunters with their great big guns

[00:02:36] They're all uncles cousins fathers sons

[00:02:37] Crazy They got me hazy

[00:02:39] With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy shootin'

[00:02:42] Closer They're gettin' closer

[00:02:44] With shot-guns pistols bows and arrows riffles

[00:02:46] Knives and other deadly trifles

[00:02:47] Scram now While I'm still able

[00:02:49] You're nutty to think that I'm gonna

[00:02:51] End up on somebody's dinner table

[00:02:52] Sooooo

[00:02:53] Good-bye

[00:02:56] So long now