《Strip Club Dummy》歌词

[00:00:00] Strip Club Dummy (Amended Version) - Jamie Kennedy/Stu Stone

[00:00:13] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:00:17] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:00:20] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:00:23] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:00:26] She stayed away from stages told her friends they was brainless

[00:00:30] Maintained it and stayed a waittress

[00:00:32] Grew tired of makin minimum wages

[00:00:34] Decided to take her clothes off to get famous

[00:00:37] Well that didn't work out she ended up on stages

[00:00:41] Collectin wages dancin naked for strangers

[00:00:45] Lesson on pages that's where I come in and the story really begins

[00:00:49] Don't want to ruin the ending before she wins

[00:00:51] It started out on the let's be friends tip

[00:00:54] A 20 a 50 anything under a Ben tip

[00:00:57] She's sittin on your lap you're shootin the sh*t you're catchin the breeze

[00:01:01] Leanin forward and ready to leave

[00:01:03] She stops and drops and rubs on your knees

[00:01:06] Whispers in your ear hey boy come follow me ohhh

[00:01:10] You wanna go yet you would agree

[00:01:12] Little do you know this chick's got tricks up her sleeve

[00:01:16] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:01:19] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:01:22] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:01:25] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:01:29] Your wallet's tellin you you outta cash

[00:01:31] She's tellin you they got an ATM stashed somewhere in the back

[00:01:35] She bends down showin you the asscrack

[00:01:37] Looks back ohh ahh boy you know you wanna slap that

[00:01:41] You agree fast PIN number cash fast

[00:01:44] The relationship between you and your money doesn't last

[00:01:47] Too long pull out three hundred and pass it along

[00:01:50] Pay for song now she's in a thong

[00:01:53] Ooh boy you be a gentleman hands under the seat

[00:01:56] And if you be a good boy I might give you a treat

[00:01:59] Now she leans in and she's bein discrete

[00:02:02] For three hundred more I guarantee you cum in your seat whoa

[00:02:06] Well gee that sounds neat but kinda messy

[00:02:09] She covered my mouth and started to undress me

[00:02:12] With that look in her eyes she parted her thighs and grinded on my jeans

[00:02:16] Damn I hate jeans why the hell did I wear jeans

[00:02:19] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:02:21] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:02:24] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:02:27] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:02:31] Ahhh she's screamin out in ecstasy

[00:02:34] And now her left breast sittin right next to me and

[00:02:37] She reaches down and she grabs Steve-o

[00:02:40] Gives it a heave ho and now she's makin steve go and me moan

[00:02:44] I know you like it slow I know you want more

[00:02:47] It's back to the ATM and pull out 4

[00:02:50] Back in the booth she's naked grindin grabbin on the rails

[00:02:53] Dj's playin funk you like an animal by Nine Inch Nails

[00:02:56] You wanna touch it uhh you grab her breast

[00:02:58] She grabs D you scream she screams ahh

[00:03:02] You f**kin pervert you better leave

[00:03:04] You say what the f**k you mean

[00:03:06] This ain't no dream I'm callin Chi Chi

[00:03:08] The bouncer's rushin in sayin what's goin on man

[00:03:11] You reply i don't know I paid for the song man

[00:03:14] You got it wrong what you need to do is move the f**k on

[00:03:17] And like that she's gone and so is your money

[00:03:20] Hope you learned this lesson from me

[00:03:22] Don't be a strip club dummy

[00:03:23] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:03:27] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:03:30] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:03:33] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:03:36] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:03:39] I wanna see your ta ta tah

[00:03:42] That Gucci dress that Pradabra

[00:03:45] I wanna see your ta ta tah