《I’m My Own Grandpa》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo/Oscar

[00:00:01] It sounds funny I know

[00:00:05] But it really is so

[00:00:08] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:18] I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:22] I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:26] It sounds funny I know

[00:00:28] But it really is so

[00:00:30] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:00:35] Oh many many years ago

[00:00:37] When I was twenty three

[00:00:39] I was married to a widow

[00:00:41] Who was pretty as can be

[00:00:43] This widow had a grown up daughter

[00:00:46] Who had hair of red

[00:00:47] My father fell in love with her

[00:00:50] And soon the two were wed

[00:00:52] This made my dad my son in law

[00:00:54] And changed my very life

[00:00:56] For my daughter was my mother

[00:00:58] 'Cause she was my father's wife

[00:01:00] To complicate the matter

[00:01:02] Even though it brought me joy

[00:01:04] I soon became the father

[00:01:06] Of a bouncing baby boy

[00:01:08] This little baby then became

[00:01:11] A brother in law to dad

[00:01:13] And so became my uncle

[00:01:14] Though it made me very sad

[00:01:17] For if he was my uncle

[00:01:19] Then that also made him brother

[00:01:21] Of the widow's grown up daughter

[00:01:23] Who of course is my step mother

[00:01:26] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:30] I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:33] It sounds funny I know

[00:01:35] But it really is so

[00:01:38] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:01:42] My father's wife then had a son

[00:01:44] Who kept them on the run

[00:01:46] And he became my grandchild

[00:01:48] For he was my daughter's son

[00:01:50] My wife is now my mother's mother

[00:01:53] And it makes me blue

[00:01:55] Because although she is my wife

[00:01:57] She's my grandmother too

[00:01:59] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:03] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:07] It sounds funny I know

[00:02:09] But it really is so

[00:02:11] Oh I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:21] Now if my wife is my grandmother

[00:02:23] Then I'm her grandchild

[00:02:25] And every time I think of it

[00:02:27] It nearly drives me wild

[00:02:29] For now I have become

[00:02:30] The strangest case you ever saw

[00:02:33] As husband of my grandmother

[00:02:35] I am my own grandpa

[00:02:37] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:42] I'm my own grandpa

[00:02:45] It sounds funny I know

[00:02:47] But it really is so

[00:02:49] Oh I'm my own grandpa