《Twisted》歌词

[00:00:00] Twisted - Jane Monheit

[00:00:23] My analyst told me

[00:00:24] That I was right out of my head

[00:00:26] The way he described it

[00:00:28] He said I'd be better dead than live

[00:00:31] I didn't listen to his jive

[00:00:35] I knew all along

[00:00:36] That he was all wrong

[00:00:38] And I knew that he thought

[00:00:41] I was crazy but I'm not

[00:00:43] Oh no

[00:00:46] My analyst told me

[00:00:47] That I was right out of my head

[00:00:49] He said I'd need treatment

[00:00:51] But I'm not that easily led

[00:00:53] He said I am the type

[00:00:55] That is most inclined

[00:00:57] When out of this sight

[00:00:59] To be out of my mind

[00:01:01] And he said I was nuts

[00:01:04] No more ifs or ands or buts

[00:01:06] Oh no

[00:01:09] They say as a child

[00:01:10] I appeared a little bit wild

[00:01:12] With all my crazy ideas

[00:01:15] But I knew what was happening

[00:01:16] I knew I was a genius

[00:01:21] What's so strange when you know

[00:01:24] That you're a wizard at three

[00:01:27] I knew that this was meant to be

[00:01:31] Well they say little children are supposed to sleep tight

[00:01:36] That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night

[00:01:40] My parents got frantic

[00:01:41] Didn't know what to do

[00:01:44] But I saw some crazy scenes

[00:01:46] Before I came to

[00:01:47] Now do you think I was crazy

[00:01:50] I may have been only three

[00:01:51] But I was swinging

[00:01:55] They all laughed at a graham bell

[00:01:57] They all laugh at edison

[00:01:59] And also at einstein

[00:02:01] So why should I feel sorry

[00:02:02] If they just couldn't understand

[00:02:05] The reason and the logic that went on

[00:02:07] In my head

[00:02:09] I had a brain it was insane

[00:02:11] So just to laugh at me when I

[00:02:13] Refused to ride

[00:02:14] On all those double decker buses

[00:02:16] All because there was no driver on the top

[00:03:04] My analyst told me

[00:03:06] That I was right out of my head

[00:03:08] The way he described it

[00:03:10] He said I'd be better dead

[00:03:12] Than alive I didn't listen to his jive

[00:03:16] I knew all along

[00:03:18] He was all wrong

[00:03:20] And I knew that he thought

[00:03:22] I was crazy but I'm not

[00:03:25] Oh no

[00:03:27] My analyst told me

[00:03:29] That I was right out of my head

[00:03:31] But I said dear doctor

[00:03:33] I think that it's you instead

[00:03:35] Because I have a thing

[00:03:37] That's unique and new

[00:03:39] It proves that I'll have the last laugh on you

[00:03:43] 'cause instead of one head

[00:03:46] I got two

[00:03:48] And you know two heads are better than one