《Online(Reprise)》歌词

[00:00:08] OnlineI work down at the pizza pit

[00:00:22] I work down at the pizza pit

[00:00:25] And I drive and old Hundai

[00:00:29] I still live with my mom and dad

[00:00:32] I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic

[00:00:35] I'm a Sci-fi fantatic

[00:00:37] Mild athsmatic

[00:00:39] Never been to 2nd base

[00:00:42] But there's a whole nother me

[00:00:45] That you need to see

[00:00:46] Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood

[00:00:50] Cause online I'm down in Hollywood

[00:00:54] I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

[00:00:57] I drive a Mazarati

[00:00:59] I'm a black belt in Karate

[00:01:01] And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:01:04] It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:01:08] I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

[00:01:11] Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

[00:01:15] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

[00:01:18] I'm so much cooler online

[00:01:22] So much cooler onlineI get home, I kiss my mom

[00:01:26] I get home, I kiss my mom

[00:01:29] And she fixes me a snack

[00:01:33] I head down to my basement bedroom

[00:01:37] And fire up the macIn real life, the only time I

[00:01:41] In real life, the only time I

[00:01:44] Ever even been to LA

[00:01:47] Was when I got the chance with the marching band

[00:01:51] To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu

[00:01:55] Online I live in Malibu

[00:01:58] I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ

[00:02:02] I'm single and I'm rich

[00:02:04] And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:02:09] It turns girls on that I'm mysterious

[00:02:13] I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

[00:02:16] Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

[00:02:20] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

[00:02:23] I'm so much cooler online

[00:02:27] Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date

[00:02:31] When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date

[00:02:34] Let alone a real girlfriend

[00:02:38] But I grow another foot

[00:02:39] And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

[00:03:00] Online I'm out in Hollywood

[00:03:03] I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

[00:03:07] Even on a slow day, I can have a three way

[00:03:11] Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

[00:03:14] I'm so much cooler online

[00:03:18] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:21] I'm so much cooler online

[00:03:25] Yeah I'm cooler online

[00:03:47] Yeah I'm cooler online