《Big-Ass Rock》歌词

[00:00:00] Big-Ass Rock - John Ellison Conlee/Patrick Wilson/Jason Danieley

[00:00:00] Written by：David Yazbek

[00:00:00] Let's find a rock

[00:00:03] I mean a big ass rock

[00:00:05] Or maybe something lie a cinder block is better

[00:00:09] I'll hoist it up

[00:00:11] And drop it on your face

[00:00:14] My buddy

[00:00:16] And just before the lights go out

[00:00:18] You'll see my smile and you'll know

[00:00:20] You've got a friend

[00:00:23] With a rock

[00:00:25] Who cares

[00:00:26] I mean a big ass rock

[00:00:28] Or a rope

[00:00:29] I got some quality rope

[00:00:32] Made for a man who's deviod of hope

[00:00:34] Like you are

[00:00:36] My buddy

[00:00:38] Michael

[00:00:39] Ah that's malcom

[00:00:41] Yeah malcom right

[00:00:42] And I won't leave you swinging there

[00:00:45] Twitching like a fish while you claw the air

[00:00:48] I'll grab your feet

[00:00:50] And pal of mine

[00:00:51] I'll pull real hard and

[00:00:53] Snap

[00:00:54] Your spinal cord

[00:00:56] This world is cold when you're alone

[00:01:00] And they ignore you

[00:01:03] But don't kill yourself

[00:01:07] We'll do it for you

[00:01:11] You've got a friend

[00:01:15] You've got a friend

[00:01:17] You've got a friend

[00:01:25] You know I asked this guy once

[00:01:27] If he'd mind putting me in a barrell and sending me over the falls

[00:01:30] You know what the son of a bitch says

[00:01:32] Drop dead ass hole

[00:01:33] People are pricks

[00:01:35] I asked this guy to take his air compressor

[00:01:37] And drill me with a six inch nail right through the eye

[00:01:40] What'd he say

[00:01:40] I'm low on nails

[00:01:42] People are selfish pricks

[00:01:43] You know another time now get this

[00:01:45] I lay down in front of a steam roller

[00:01:47] And asked the guy just to proceed

[00:01:49] You know business as usual and just squash me like a bug

[00:01:51] That's a good way to go jer’

[00:01:53] The old bug squash

[00:01:55] Hey we could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head

[00:01:58] Nah that's such a wimp suicide

[00:01:59] I stuck my finger in a socket once

[00:02:01] Hurt real bad

[00:02:04] But it didn't kill me

[00:02:06] Malcom stay out of this

[00:02:08] I've got a friend

[00:02:11] Like carol king

[00:02:12] Or was it Carly Simon used to sing

[00:02:15] I always get those two confused

[00:02:19] But anyway

[00:02:22] I turned around and suddenly

[00:02:25] I'm not alone it ain't just me

[00:02:29] I'm like a player on the team

[00:02:32] Player on our team

[00:02:33] I'm part of the gang

[00:02:35] Part of the gang

[00:02:37] A member of the club

[00:02:38] Welcome to our club

[00:02:43] Ooh

[00:02:44] Let's get a club

[00:02:46] I like the big ass rock

[00:02:48] Nah one good swing and I'll

[00:02:50] Clean his clock forever

[00:02:52] Let gravity do the work

[00:02:54] It's a man's way to die mikey

[00:02:56] Malcom

[00:02:57] I've got friends ooh

[00:02:58] Friends who will love you

[00:02:59] Like a maniac

[00:03:01] And draw you like a lamb

[00:03:02] To the railroad track

[00:03:05] And tie you down

[00:03:07] I've got friends

[00:03:08] Tickle your wrist

[00:03:09] With a single edged razor

[00:03:11] Buy you a beer with a draino chaser

[00:03:14] Dump you in a river with a rock

[00:03:17] A big ass rock

[00:03:19] Here's a nice one right over here

[00:03:21] Hey can I give you a hand with that

[00:03:23] Looks heavy

[00:03:24] Nah Dave it ain't heavy

[00:03:31] He's my friend

[00:03:36] Come on

[00:03:37] Group hug