《Nick Teen And Al K.Hall》歌词

[00:00:02] Nicholas albert look I don't know where they are

[00:00:08] But I'd like you to meet my two pals

[00:00:11] My buddies my two amigos I'll tell you all about them well

[00:00:16] I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:00:20] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:00:27] Strange as it seems I met in my dreams nick teen and al k hall

[00:00:31] Here's what they said to me use your head

[00:00:33] Just see your life is very very dull

[00:00:36] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:00:41] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:00:47] So I said to nick nick tell me quick what should a fellow do'

[00:00:52] He said to me boy easy to see boy

[00:00:54] You should try a cigarette or two'

[00:00:56] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:01:01] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:01:08] So I lit a fag and I took a drag then to my great surprise

[00:01:13] I started to gasp and coughed like a rasp

[00:01:15] And everything spun round before my eyes

[00:01:17] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:01:22] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:01:29] So I said to al 'al be a pal what do you really think'

[00:01:34] He said to me boy easy to see boy smoking's kid's stuff

[00:01:37] Pour yourself a drink'

[00:01:38] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:01:43] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:01:50] So quick as a wink I took a drink swigged a glassful down

[00:01:54] First it seemed to hit me then it turned around and bit me

[00:01:57] And everything went all spinning round

[00:01:59] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:02:04] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:02:10] Well here is the joke when I awoke it wasn't finished yet

[00:02:15] I noticed first a terrible thirst and then a craving for a cigarette

[00:02:20] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:02:25] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:02:31] Take my advice this smoking is nice

[00:02:33] And the drinking is really lush

[00:02:36] As you can see there's no change in me

[00:02:38] I'm still as pure as the driven slush

[00:02:41] Well I never gargled I never gambled I never smoked at all

[00:02:46] Until I met my two good amigos nick teen and al k hall

[00:02:49] Nick teen and al k hall